A 92 year old neighbour has eyebrows that get tangled in his eyelashes, perhaps I should offer to trim them for him but as he’s got Parkinson’s It could be disastrous!
Ears keep growing as we get older too so I’ve decided to grow my hair
His wife was a great exponent of equally silly hats. She wore two absolute corkers when giving out prizes at The Manning speech day at the Albert Hall in the early 70s. She made Carmen Miranda look under dressed!
WHY do we have eyebrows? What useful purpose are they? The older we get the worse they look. In old men they can look like caterpillars on steroids. In old ladies, they migrate south only to sprout out of the chin.