Here it is. Take it away, Ben!
His name was Ben - Oh!
He was a grocer.
He'd slice your bacon with a squeeze.
Slap and tickle with your cheese!
"Let's see your haslet.
Don't tell me husband!"
Those women queued down Denman Street...and it weren't for potted meat!
But when the blinds came down
Our Ben would hit the town.
Loafers, Levis and liberty bodice,
Oh, boy did he look sweet?
Shop at Marsden's, Vernon's and Farrand's.
Dots, Shirleys, Pams, Lizzies and Karens
He's got crackling...under the cou