For the Phil...istines amongst us.
Holy Orders
An early morning summons
From The Master of All Fates
Caught the Dalai Chulla napping -
Tut! Chief Bouncer on the Gates!
"Now, pay attention, Chulla!
Pin back yer tab 'oles, please!
What's up? Yer got a monk on?"
(MOAF speaks fluent Radfordese!)
"There's a new boy on his way here.
On Earth, a VIP.
But, as yer know, once through them gates,
Yer all the same to me.
Hindu, Buddhist or Muzzie,
RC or HRH
It's what you are, not who you were,
Regardless of your faith.