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Wish me luck in the London marathon today, last year I managed 1 hour 36 minutes before I changed the TV channel.

The solution for the school head is easy, send the child home at the end of the day with a letter to the parents telling them the school only teaches children. Suggesting to them that as the child now thinks it is a dog and a dog trainer is the most suitable place for the child to go to, let the parents sort them out, if the child does have social and emotional needs it is up to them to arrange it. Schools with their budgets cut and work overload have neither the time , money or staff to deal with it. The child would always be welcome to attend the school again when they identify as a child.

I now identify as an Independent Idiot and speak fluent Idiocy. The world has gone mad and I cannot do anything to change it, so now if I can say what I want and if I unintentionally upset anybody they cannot complain as I am now a minority.

Ian we don’t live here although have thought of doing so over the last 30 odd years of coming over. So much cheaper when we got free airline tickets. Kissimmee was 4 feet under water last week with the amount of rain they had but we went to Old Town yesterday on the way back here as there was a Corvette fest on. Bloomin hundreds of them there. Beautiful cars of all ages, even some from 1959. Even I was impressed and I’m not really a car person. Some guys here now fixing the aircon so we can be back to normal again. Advisory to not drink the water but we have plenty of bottled. Good news

We had a walk over to the Fair last night to take in the SIGHTS (I’m sure folk don’t look in the mirror before they walk out of their door), SOUNDS ((loud and not like it was in the 60s) SMELLS (curry, chips and sugary offerings but I never noticed a mushy pea stall) I only saw one ride with the price advertised and that was £4 a go but I’m pretty sure some of the scary rides will be a lot more than that. I would have gone on one of the big wheels but they take such a long time to load so didn’t hang about. We only spent £3 between us, on a Darts side show, when my hus

Allegedly cats can understand about 100 different human commands. But they choose not to.

@RadFordee I speak fluent cat but am not sufficiently evolved to be one. We can both think of somewhere that contained a lot of old bats, though!

Sheer lunacy in my opinion and they wonder why there are so many kids nowadays with so called mental health issues. The world has gone barking mad. Social media has one hell of a lot to answer for.

I do hope we will see you at the meetup carni but if you don't make it look after your selves and him indoors.

County - Langstaff scores a hat-trick in a 3-1 home win against relegation threatened Altrincham in front of a crowd of nearly 6,500. I have said before how long before the big guys come knocking for this goal scoring machine, he has now scored 15 goals this season. Wonder if a trip across the Tent is in the offing? Tuesday night's home game against Wrexham who are two points above them in top place should be a cracker. Get on down to Meadow Lane and support the Maggies! Forest - Play Leicester away on Monday night in the battle of the cellar dwellers followed by Aston Villa at hom

I've never seen either of them but with all the problems currently going on in the world, do two insignificant, overpaid people really matter very much?