On the subject of doctors surgeries,I once went for a flu jabs and after the nurse had done 'er indoors, it was my turn.
"Will it hurt? I have a low threshold of pain" I said.
To which, nurse stamped on my foot !
"Ouch ! That hurt" I yelled.
Nurse replied, "Yeh, but it took yer mind off the needle though".
I had no answer to that.
All true, honest.