mick2me

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  1. 'Anagram Names', Whats yours? A poor friend of mines name rearanged was "Mr. Smug Errors"

  2. THE CLOUD? Its the future... I'm in it at the moment, All Hail The Cloud

  3. A German doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so far advanced, we can take a kidney out of one patient, put in another, and have them looking for work in six weeks." A French doctor: "That's nothing. We can take a lung from one person, put it in another, and have them looking for work in four weeks." An English doctor: "Hah! We can take a man with half a brain, put him in Number 10, and have half the country looking for work in 24hours"

  4. "Countless rebirths lie ahead, both good and bad. The effects of karma (actions) are inevitable, and in previous lifetimes we have accumulated negative karma which will inevitably have its fruition in this or future lives." ( The Dali Lama)

  5. "ALLIGATOR STATION" [sL.] "Self-absorbed person." - So-named because they are "all mouth and no ears." (CB Radio - C.1982)

    1. Dennis

      Dennis

      Thats a big roger-d good buddy, 10-4

  6. (Nancy Astor) - 'You're drunk!'... (Winston Churchill) - 'And you're ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober'.... (Nancy Astor) - 'If you were my husband, I would poison your tea'... (Winston Churchill) - 'Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it'.

  7. Madam! HOW many children?... "but I love my husband."... "Madam, I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while". (Julius Henry Marx)

  8. " He is a modest little man with much to be modest about." (Winston Churchill)

  9. "Infamy! Infamy!... They've all got it in for me!" (Julius Caesar 1964)

  10. Theres only one thing worse than being talked about... And thats Not being talked about. Oscar Wild

  11. The best mind-altering drug is truth

  12. Pyrrhic victory (n) - A victory that is accompanied by such enormous losses that it leaves the winner in as desperate shape as if they had lost!.

  13. Ripping Yarns! BWAAAAHHAAAAHA!

  14. I'm feeling a bit like John Cleese's Parrot - "tired and shagged out after a long squalk!"

  15. Nobody is totally useless... At the very least they can be used as a bad example.

  16. Not thinking outside the box? Not even thinking inside the box? Stay in your box - Arsenio Hall

  17. Mick, How does one get a 'user rating'? I'm still learning my way around here :)

  18. Stupid is as Stupid does! (Forest Gump 1994)

  19. In taking the bull by the horns, one takes no $h!t

  20. Hi Mick,

    when are you coming over to this neck of the woods,I'll take you out for that curry? Terrific site, Bryan

  21. "Look man, I ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe!"

  22. Why is it you can always find everything you dont need?

  23. Wherever you go... There you are?

  24. Were you truly wafted here from paradise?... Nah! Sawley Marina

  25. Back from Florida & T.C.B.!

    1. HRH Rebecca

      HRH Rebecca

      Mick, I am in central Florida. Hope you had a good trip. I TRIED to email you back, but this server kept giving me error messages.

    2. HRH Rebecca

      HRH Rebecca

      Mick, I am in central Florida. Hope you had a good trip. I TRIED to email you back, but this server kept giving me error messages.