David sheridan

Runner beans ? You've got to catch the pesky things before you can blanch em if your fast on feet !!

Offered a cigarette to a pretty girl here in the Philippines, and said do yer smoke ? Only when set on fire came her reply !

Earthquake in Melton Mowbray ? I bet the pork pies took a bashing , In the Philippines, Earthquakes, landslides, Typhoons, Violent thunderstorms, venomous snake , apart from that it's all tickety boo living here !

Top three meals when yer wifes not home to cook yer tea 1. beans on toast or skinheads on a raft as we called em as nippers . 2. Egg,n,chip not yer rocket science culinary dish. 3. Pot noodle when you just can't be ar$ed , Just had boiling water if you can galvanise yer self into action to fill the kettle .

@Beekay a steam roller would be more handy !

Diesel today in the Philippines 66 pesos , that's just over £1 uk prices, 2019 Diesel 33 pesos , that's just over 50p in uk price .

I best there weren't mushroom in that ambulance , we all the contraptions they fill it with !!!

Did you have hallucinations ??

Used to have two tins cans and a piece of string pulled very tightly between the two parties holdin them, Of course we were only little nippers back then !

Sorry mary i am getting mixed up with the mods and rocker craze , 1964 , they descended in to seaside towns and cause havoc , remember groups in nottinghams st anns , going around the streets and asking kids if they were mods or rockers , if you gave the wrong group you'd get a beating , i got Away with saying i am a mocker , which is abit of both !

@mary1947 my wife said that it's good to talk , then again she is a chatterbox !!

Said like a true china man !

If you're cripple , nearest the toilets is a good choice !

One on left looks like he's treading grape !

Clint bestwood err i mean eastwood for me in them spaghetti westerns , but never ever did see any spag bol !

Remember a guy knocked on my door once , trying to change my Gas supplier , he looked a dodgy character, i said i am not interested mate , in reply he said ," well can i come in for a cup of water " I said no you ruddy well can't, He said " you wont give me a cup of water " I said look mate if its water you want , what you doing selling gas ? You'd be better off selling water , that way you'd have your own company bottle !!

Remember the craze in st anns well , there were groups of lads running around , and one come up to me and said are you a mod or rocker ? I said nah mister i am a mocker , i was only a nipper back then , imagine teddy boys beating up 8 years old ragamuffins such as i , tough as toffee the lot of em !!

Well i am cheered right up now folks !

@MargieH have you seen the film warhorse ?

Did a double take then , Marcus rashford , for a moment no22 Radfordred !!

I used to like seeing Kate bush album covers , poor lass always looked like she'd been dragged thru an hedge backwards !!

@radfordred i reckon the council are taking the Pi$$ !!!

Yeah remember those , also it sounds abit risqué to say you've sucked a fishermans friend doesn't it ???

@katyjay could of called it Donker !!!

Good luck COL, hope all goes well for you lad !