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I reckon he's just come back from some kind of seminar, whereby the weak minded get brainwashed into the morals, and ideals, by which, they are informed they will be millionaires if they simply follow the plan.... you can tell this by his hyper attitude, and misplaced morals. it's marvellous how the thought of big wedges of dosh drives some of these morons absolutely crazy!

!tony!

Yes, but just think of all the doughnuts and crisps you've been eating due to your fantastic appetite, plus all those luscious bags of cholesterol soaked chips, hot dogs, sausage rolls, kebabs, and meat pies, all of which are full of, additives, fat, and preservatives, perfectly designed to give you a heart attack .. basically by the avoidance of one particular item in the interests of health, just means it's another that'll get you in the end..

The Zombies! now take that!.......

okeedokee... come on then, make it a gud un!

I've heard it said that tea is even harder to quit than heroin or tobacco, I personally don't believe it, but then again I've never tried... but there must be something in it though, because even at times when I'm not thirsty I have to pull out the hip flask and imbibe on the golden nectar.. it does at times become ebarrassing, especially when I'm halfway round Netto or Tesco, but it's the only thing that stops the shakes..

Indeed, I very much do 'grasp' the very nub of your comments, of which you seem to be denying the fact that you are making big wedges of dosh out of peoples failure and misery, when there is an alternate whereby you could affect the same outcome by means other than fiscal remuneration.. and 'so what' if tobacco companies have made vast fortunes? do you think this gives you the ok to do the same? I'm afraid sir, you are transparent.. you have been sussed, basically your scheme has took a massive nosedive, thus now leaving you high and dry, leaving you with little recourse but to try and we

well.. I'm sorry to tell you.........it's sozzo again! clue: what a plumber does to his pipes, this group would do to your mind..

soz rob.. these had a kind of psychodelic twang to their name

In quite a few medications, it will contain a small amount of whatever it is you are trying to combat... in particular the flue antivirus contains a small amount of the virus, whereby it gives the body's immune system time to build up a defence, and even those on hard drugs are weened of them by the slow introduction of smaller amounts... so basically your arguement that the no smoking patches contain nicotine is a load of bologny... I personally know of several people who have stopped smoking by this method, also it has cost them absolutely nothing, as just a simply trip to the health c

soz.. !tony!

The answer is... 'Kinky ole and the Kroker Nutz' and now it's my turn again....

Yesseree.. the one and the same.. http://www.steveellis.co.uk/index.html

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Is there any significance why one of their team is on fire?

There was always plenty to do dah'n the Trent at one time of day. they even had a section whereby one could go swimming, but where abouts this was situated remains a puzzle.. does anybody know?

Yep, he's finally blown it!

Yep.. spotted it! .. it took approx .009 nanoseconds! I'll not say where it is at this stage, let's see whether others can beat my time!

As an avid hater of football and any sport in general I find this current mass hysteria belies comprehension.. afterall what does it matter who kicked that bag of wind between those two pieces of wood stuck in the ground, and who exactly is Damien Beckham, and why should he be of particular interest?, afterall would he come round and watch me play a game of tiddlywinks or ludo?.. NO! ... so sod him, I'm not going to watch him either, and the same with the likes of Nobby Charleston, Jock Charleston, Pellet and Jurgen Klingbottom.

They reckon fleas can jump about twenty feet into the air! imagine that hey? .. do you think they get dizzy?

A mate of mine used to own a couple of piebald mice, one was called Cucumber, and the other was called Penelope... they died at a very early age which hit my mate very hard, he never really got over the loss.. as an asde: he now lives in a dug out in Wapping, and has nothing to do with society.

I once had a pet rat named Gerald.

I was never a boy! born in an age when you hit the ground running.. no choice, life was tough.. a bit like living in Broxtowe 2006.

RAT MAN? .. he always charged me half a crown and told me they were baby rabbits!

But, the ultimate was when we drove the old battery powered bread floats which were unsafe to say the very least. I remember on one occasion whilst hurtling down Mansfield road at about 40mph , on reaching the island at the bottom my helper suddenly up skittled and vacated the vehicle, leaving the door wide open and him lying in the road.. needless to say the ambulance had to be called, and he was taken away ... oddly enough, I never saw him again after this event!.