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  1. Haha,same here.I remember a few years ago the Tele.sent me a special tool to slit the plastic wrap off.The flamin thing mutilated the paper,so went into the bin pretty quick. Baz
  2. I find the ammount of jealousy directed at Australians to be annoying. Just because somebody was knocked back for migrating to Aus.or,was too late in life applying doesn't give them the right to bitch about how superior we are. Innit. Baz
  3. More of your "escapades" in Taiwan would be great carltonlad. I'm just so surprised that you didn't get and operate a hot dog cart.There must be "special "customers there too. Baz
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    Nobody has mentioned sine and cosine.Invaluable if you have to work out values of triangulation. Baz
  5. Congratulations "pop"..Poohbear. I too have a grandson named Max. Baz
  6. Carltonlad,I was piisin myself laughing when you mentioned the Broadmarsh clientele.I probably served those same er...customers when I was a barman/bouncer just up the road at The Horse and Groom. Baz
  7. We have a highway in Sydney which leads to the Northern beaches.Part of this road is called "Tumble Down Dick Hill" Baz
  8. No fires at present in the Sydney area hippo girl.The nearest are at Wagga Wagga,300+ Kims.From us. Your daughter is probably just down town enjoying herself. Maybe not,it's started raining. :-) Baz
  9. She'll be ok basfordred.There is nothing much to burn at North Bondi. Baz
  10. Preferably pronounced the French way. Baz
  11. My mums name was Sissie. Folk often thought it was short for Cecelia but it wasn't.That was the actual spelling. I've never come across that name since then. Baz
  12. You must get the same newspaper as me Trev. Baz
  13. Paulus,I hope you had a very happy birthday with lots of very expensive presents bestowed on you. Baz
  14. Thanks kids. I had a great day with family and friends. My kids and grandkids even took me out to dinner. That's one for the diary. :-) Baz
  15. I think Trev might be on his jollies and Beefburger is banished. I pose a question and hope one of you can answer. The barmy army,ardent supporters of the SA/GB/NZ cricket team have been down here in Aus for quite some time. My question is....Do they all work for a living and if so how do they get so much time off ? If they are all on the dole,are they able to sign on and get paid the said dole while they are here drinking all our lager ?(which,I am told they don't like) Baz
  16. I can taste that from here banjo. I don't think I could eat more than one of them though. Do you get chips with it. ?????? Baz
  17. So,I can expect a pork pie in the post Banjo ? Baz
  18. When I worked in the Horse and Groom back in 1966 or 67.Stan,the boss asked me if I could work the lunchtime shift Christmas day. I did and he sent me home in a cab with double wages,a massive turkey and a belly full of grog. Great bloke was Stan. Baz
  19. What a load of bollox. I bet you've never been to a cricket match in your life,let alone any other sport. Baz
  20. Now that's a thought compo. I might take my own bagpipes to the test match. That'll shut the bugger up Baz
  21. Stokes played very well for a KIWI So now it's a SA/England/NZ team.The mind boggles.Where will they get players from next ? We have a Pakistani that they can have. I will be at the test match in Sydney providing my son gets me a ticket. If I'm anywhere near the prat who plays the trumpet in the barmy army you might catch a glimpse of me on the telly.I'll be the one shoving that trumpet up his backside. Baz
  22. It wasn't going too bad for the SA/England/NZ cricket team.Then they dropped the ball and the arse fell out of their game. Baz