dgbrit

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  1. Be careful what Vodka you drink I see they have busted somebody in Derbyshire for watering it down with Antifreeze quite a large operation.
  2. Catfan if you are worried about the op hears how mine went Quick ambulance ride sirens & everything Nitro pills into the OR quick shave 20mins later I was being wheeled out expecting to go to surgery but no I'm already done. Didn't feel nowt .
  3. One week yesterday I had a massive heart attack but within a hour I had stent placed to clear a 100% blockage, Feeling super today each day better but now I do qualify as a pill popper I have changed my diet no more KFC or Taco Bell & will be taking it a lot easier from now on. I suppose I made up for not seeing a doctor since the 80s.
  4. Almost forgot to pick some pomegranates, I know where there are a few trees with monsters as big as Grapefruit No pin needed. Have to get them before the Racoons get them
  5. We have Black widows & the Brown Recluse so you have to be careful where you stick your hands especially dark places or in the garden under rocks or wood. Got bit by a BW my fault nearly lost my hand but the Recluse bite is supposed to be a lot more potent. The male to the widow dosn't look anything like the female small & brown don't think they bite. WE get Praying Mantis some are very large I call them aliens didn't think they bit but they do as I found out ,No poison just a bite. This year there has been many sightings of animals/reptiles from the mountain range coming down look
  6. I just upgraded to Bollok5 every version uses a lot of memory like every swear word you have ever used & a few new ones that you can make up.
  7. Last weekend was hooking up the hosepipe I noticed a leg sticking out poked it a bit & out came a Black Widow .Pic on Facebook. The only spider that scared the crap out of me was a Wolf Spider. I used to have one of those giant satellite dishes & the picture kept scrambling so I stuck my fingers down the feedhorn & it ran up my arm ,Was the size of a cricket ball Got bit by a Praying Mantis didn't know they bit..
  8. Got me a new Office chair the old one had lost a wheel & all the others were only half their & had about 2 rolls of Duct tape holding the upholstery together.,I had bought it in 1980 you know how you get used to something it wasa perfect fit So the new one has already dumped me one the floor twice. I rise sit back down & its took off got to find someway of slowing them wheels down. Ps Super glue was invented for closing wounds in the Vietnam war, Whatever you do don't try it like I did, Worse case of Septic ever.
  9. When I started my business it was all hand written invoices & by the end of the month it was 3 days solid to write the statements . Being that I hate paperwork it was like pulling teeth I now just click Statements/print on my quickbooks & 1 min later I have a bunch of pieces of paper that still need putting in a envelope.
  10. I still blush when I think of this Was working a Attenboroughs on George St& one of my jobs was to seal the Ovens with asbestos so the fumes wouldn't escape into the room The ovens were in the brush room and the workers were 99% women & girls Now me being a only child &15 at the time I was quite nieve so there I was standing on a chair sealing the top of the oven door when this slag of a woman grabbed my privates & announced to the room that I was quite well endowed. I had a red face every day everytime I had to go in that room.
  11. Yes its the easiest way to post pictures Derekandteresagaczol
  12. Did the delivery bike thing for a mini market on Radford rd then the paper route for the newsagent on Lambourne Dr. But the best job was Billy Smarts Circus tons of money & all the girls I could handle.
  13. A beer bottle label dosn't work anymore ?
  14. I just farted & realized I have got a lot better at it. Is it a old age thing
  15. 50 years ago I knew my way around no problem now If you said go to Long Eaton or Gunthorpe bridge I would be clueless on how to get there from Nuthall where I used to live. But last time over jumped in the car & found my way everywhere I wanted to go just point me in the direction & it came back to me. Did manage to drive down the wrong side of the road though just once
  16. You lot don't know what you are talking about I was just there 40 yrs ago.
  17. As they say ----No news is good news. Welcome back.
  18. I have a Cobra Mustang supercharged at the moment lovely car. Same colour as Littlebo's icon but a hardtop Dodge Ram 1500 5.9 ltr for towing the boat had a 66 Mustang that I restored A Pontiac firebird rs that I drove for about 8 years & never touched it just oil change fluids & go I clocked 180,000 mls on it.
  19. hwysafety.com/hwy_Montana.htm Seems like speed accidents depends on the roads you drive how many drinks or drugs you take & seatbelt usage. The death rate was the lowest for years with no daytime speed limit as soon as they imposed a limit the rate went up again. My car seems to follow the flow of traffic it dosnt hold anyone up I have 540Hp under my right foot.
  20. Got myself popped a few months ago 83mph in a 55 actually it was a bit more that that but the cop said he would give me a break If you don't go to court $1100 + points If you do & Qualify for traffic school $240 + traffic school total $320 this means you don't get any points on your license You sign up for the school & pay but I have never been bothered to take the class ........ 3 TIMES I have done this they don't even bother to check you did. So I guess it all about the money.
  21. Ok here how it goes Insurance for 2 people approx $1000 - $1800 per month with anywhere from $3000 to $12000 deductible per year. Co pay when you do go to the doctor used to be $30 but now about $80 every time you visit. Then when you get your bill the insurance then informs you that they will pay a percentage $50,000 for the room per day , Insurance will pay $700 per day you are left with the rest. You are actually paying for the people that don't have insurance that cant be turned down for treatment like immigrants & people that don't work. I was pulled out of the emergency room to
  22. You lot got nowt to whine about 1 night in the hospital room charge ...........wait ..........................for ...............................it ....................................... $50,000 That is just for the room not any of the treatment. But free parking
  23. What ever you chose it helps to be handy seems like you always have something to hook up or DUMP ! Then when you get back home there is always something to fix,clean or empty. Generator is also nice so if you get a site with no hookup you can still run your stuff like A/c. A nice quiet one also helps.