denshaw

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  1. Wonder if any pubs will still be in business by new year.
  2. A Lenton man has just been fined £10K for having a house party with 50 guests, covidiot.
  3. If you want to be a real rebel you should eat after eight mints before eight o'clock.
  4. Are you a glass half empty or a glass half full person? All that matters is that the glass is refillable.
  5. Club Balaton, used to go in there they had a late licence. I think they were a Hungarian couple that ran it.
  6. Robin Hood energy now sold to British Gas, loss of 200 jobs in Nottingham.
  7. I'm still waiting for the info Red.
  8. Plastic pipe and speedfit, it's the future. Don't forget your stiffeners.
  9. If you could travel back in time, or forwards where would it be? Forest winning the FA cup, wedding day?or any other memory.
  10. Elephant, two Elephants, half an Elephant twice.
  11. Yes you can still notify people of deaths. It used to be births, deaths and marriages, or sometimes known as matchem, hatchem and dispatchem.
  12. All my school uniform came from the ex Army stores, I was the only Japanese General in the school.
  13. Was it once known as Paraquito?
  14. Went to the Saagar last night, average meal, no air con or enough social distancing. Same owner with the syrup.
  15. Maybe women from Bakewell prefer being called pudding.
  16. I just bought some new garden equipment it's cutting hedge technology.
  17. There used to be a tattooist on Alfred street, he was called Butch.
  18. Have they passed their driving test?
  19. I use a smell chucker, never get ploblems with worms.