BEN

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  1. Thanks for the tip Bazza.. but. I've tried all the so-called remedies.. Milk of Magnesia, Andrews salts, Eno's, Gaviscon etc. all to no avail.. the only substance which comes close to a cure is neat bicarbonate of soda.. admittedly, the flatulence produced by said remedy might be excessive, but if one has an interest the aerial manouvers of flying a kite, the benefits are twofold, inasmuch one is able to maintain maximum height on the kite whilst keeping one's company entertained at your garden party, barbeque, or shindig. rgds. BEN.
  2. My all-time favourite is an egg mayonaise sandwich (or several), of which I will regularly overdose knowing full well the repercussions.. but taken with large quantities of white rum of vodka, the effect is somewhat minimalised, as whilst the room is spinning at approx 45 mph, indigestion is of secondary importance as to keeping one's balance and the avoidance of banging one's head on the wardrobe, and being sick on the wife's new embrocaid wilton carpet. Kind rgds. BEN.
  3. Excellent fayre! BUT as everything else nowadays it's not quite the same, now whether or not it's my constitution, not quite sure, but roughly an hour after they've been eaten, the indigestion is horrendous. as with.. eggs, chips, crisps, battered fish, beefburgers, sausage etc. and a whole host of other scrummy stuff.. makes me think I'll stick to the lettuce and cucumber diet.. at least with these I'll get some sleep at night. Kind rgds. BEN.