Bilboro-lad

I like Tiny Tim.

Actually Tommo, this reminds me of something. Many years ago I believe you were the assistant in Bilborough library at around the time I was living there. In around 1965 when I was about 12 me and my mate went into Bilborough library and my mate suggested a trick that his older brother had told him about. So we went up the counter and spoke to a girl who looked just like your avatar. My mate said, "Do you have a book about erections?" The girl behind the counter looked a bit uncomfortable so my mate said "We'd like to learn about erections". The girl behind the counter went bright red as he

Reading for pleasure? Sounds more like a bedtime book to me.

If she shaved off the beard and wore a long blonde wig he'd be drooling all over the settee.

I have the same issue - hence I always make short posts. (lucky you)

I dislike cats but like spiders. I prefer dark Goth looking women to blonde bimbos. Dunno why.

That's not rouge - she's just blushing to be seen out with you.

Ready for the tip more like.

Rouge and blusher also imitate the aroused state of the female who is ready to mate.

I read somewhere that dogs have sense of smell 20,000 times more powerful than humans. So my question is: When they do that bottom sniffing thing, why don't they faint, vomit or at least pull a face?

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What a gloomy place for a signal box.

Bring back 'Housewives Choice'.

Was that back when Oz was in the Vietnam war and Harold Holt drowned?

I think someone accidentally clicked the wrong button.

When I was a kid listening to Radio Luxembourg under the blankets, I'd often roam the short wave frequencies and hear all sorts of foreign languages. Back in the fifties, another country may just as well have been another planet. I never have found out where those radio broadcasts came from. Does anyone know which planet I was listening to? I recognised French but others I have no idea about.

If you don't vote - then you are in effect asking the idiot next door to choose your government for you. If you don't vote - don't complain when the economy crashes (again) or you get a house full of Roma moving in next door. It's YOUR chance to say "enough is enough, you MUST listen to the voice of the people, not your paymasters". Vote UKIP even if you dislike them - or you will regret it - it's just a matter of when. Civil unrest is a certainty unless we act now.

I can't for the life of me work out how to pronounce your daughter's name. Is it a symbol like Prince used in the 90s?

Will it remove the Nike tick?

I voted UKIP as all the rest are very pro Europe and that is turning into a disaster.

Does she always sweep up topless? I wish I'd got off now.

I think the contract goes to the lowest tenderer, so that means services cut to the bone if they want to make a profit.

It makes a bit more sense with the full quote. Then again with up to 50% of Londoners being white British - it's just about right eh?

Mud sticks. It's still wrecked his life even though he should never have been charged.