Eyup. Mi name's reelly Pete an' I'm Nottinghum born n bred. I ad a spell exiled in Astewood where they talk funnier than us, but I'm back 'om now. I've finished wok (I used ta wok at Players) an I've got 2 grandkids. One of 'em's dead keen on Nottinghum 'istory - specially t'bloody bits!
I'll see ya arahnd (if ah can remember me passwod!)
Anyway enought a that. Jeeves, have you finshed ironing my Times yet?
Ta ra, Affer.