Bip

They say ones car reflex ones personality…..just a thought. Bip.

All the funnies aside I am with you all the way tich, well I would be wouldn’t I. I must admit I have done the same but don’t make a habit of it, not like some motorists do, many seem to think they have to put two wheels on the pavement no matter how wide the road is, they treat it as a normal thing to do when parking. I could go out tomorrow with me camera and within half an hour I bet I could catch on memory card a dozen or more offenders, I’ve even seen the odd police car parked like it while the drivers partner is in the chippy getting their diner. Bip.

I hope its somewhere nice you are moving to and don’t forget to pack the KK hood and off white bed blanket. Bip.

On a Saturday the extra police can be found at Football grounds but not at Rugby matches or Ice Hockey games................... Bip.

How can I reply to that? It looks like I shall be going into them on my own then tich? Personally I don't see a problem with them I'm not that proud to cross their threshold like some mealy mouthed old codgers even though like tich I too can afford to shop at the upper end class of booteec like Peacocks and Walmarts but saying that I find Georges gear is good too even though one knows a five year old has probably sawn the buttons on the garment but then again the bowl of rice they receive in payment stops them from starving to death on the deceased ridden streets of Clitheroe. Bip.

Met my late wife back in 1963 when I moved house with my parents, I had just turned fifteen and was starting work on the Monday as we moved on the weekend and the rest is history. Not quite, you thought then Bip wasn’t very well didn’t you, you thought thank Christ Bips not going to give us his life’s history well you are right I am. Met my late wife at the skool gates, well nothing new there I hear some of you say he’s still cradle snatching to this present. She was just coming up to twelve years of age and I was besotted with her from that very first encounter. Our relationship didn’t re

I've gone DAB digital nowt like it. This is a BUMP... Bip.

Looks like I will have to make an arse of myself once again by stating my first car if one can call a three wheeler a car was a Reliant Regal Van, paid cash for that, had it a year then chopped it in for a NSU 1100 paid cash for that too, need I go on? Now that I’m wealthier than one can imagine I seriously thinking of buying another cash car for, sorry that should read car for cash but as yet not made up my simple rough arse mind which to go for, do I go for a prestigious model like a Aston Martin or a simple little run about like a Kia whatsamacallit to save the planet, it’s hard to make up

Now come on homer those are the shops I use when a new shirt is wanted especially when I needed to impress a lady at the club, but those days are over now, Beatrice as just reminded me by a gentle slap to me head. I have several Charity shop shirts hanging in my wardrobe at the moment, I only go for Ben Sherman only because I like there styling and they are dangerously expensive to buy new. The Baker’s oven as disappeared in Long Eaton to be replaced yet again by a charity shop, there is only Greggs now where one can get a hot pasty from when one is people watching with Diezel,

Fishing!!! Don’t mention fishing to me I find it so pointless. My brother took me several times to our local canal, which was the Wollaton Canal; the stretch that went by the pit, sadly its no more, houses now occupies that site. Talk about boring I couldn’t wait to get home to play with me Kite on the local park. I remember too him taking me to Attenborough graves again boring, just don’t see the attraction of drowning a maggot, also don’t see the point of having a keep net, what’s that all about then, at the end of the day doesn’t one throw the still alive ones back that’s if all of them

Brown shoes and couldn’t one get the full-length version of those trousers? No wonder one didn’t catch owt looking like that…ha ha and aint it about time one got rid of the eighties hair do. Bip. getting his own back.

Only heard about it on the radio not switched on the box yet. Maybe Stan is like me when he goes on holiday....likes to get away from the bad language and the gossip on here... Bip.

Sorry but I gave up five minutes into reading it there were to many long words which I didn’t understand and of those I did I thought they weren’t necessary. Am I the only one who couldn’t make head nor tail of what was written, personally I reckon I could have put it better, at least what I write all can understand even if there are a few spelling mistakes to challenge the more concerning of my readership. Reading the first five minutes was like finding ones way through thick fog. Unless there is an audible version on CD I won’t be going back, besides my head hurts.. PS...ten minutes you

Turning the tables on what you have said Pete Diezel was accused of being a vicious dog the other day while being exercised on our local park by my live in lady friend. The accuser had her dog and it too was a Jack Russel on a lead. Diezel is very boisterous and can give the impression of being aggressive by the way he goes up to other dogs, he tends to stalk them before pouncing which can and often does frighten the other animal which in turn makes the owner of such dog go on the offensive. This is exactly what happened the other day; the owner in question had a right paddy when Diezel sto

Did anyone spot a car or van not parked on the sidewalk? or is it me that only gets annoyed by these faceless inconsiderate barstewards..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Bip.

The cheek of it I bet she was thinking it was 1942 all over again digging for VICTORY. Bip.

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I take it then Mick you've just been given a Pasta Maker. Strange as it might sound but I have never been given a useless present or to my knowledge given one...sorry. Bip.

Hi pollie and welcome from me too enjoy yourself I do.. Bip.

unless your name is Pete then it can come a pain.......welcome julie and is one married single divorce or widowed or maybe gay? sorry I'm just being me... Bip.

If only I had your way with words !inthebin! Bip.

Personally I wasn’t interested in either the Beetles or Stones I was more into the Beach boys and the surfing and hot rod scene at the time, those two groups [beatles and Stones] never figured in my personal ratings. My mate and I who I worked with at the time sang songs of the Beach Boys and many to of Jan and Dean the original sound makers of that era at work, I still remember the words of many of their songs to this day off by heart. Before I’m pulled up I know the Beach Boys never surfed or drag raced they were taking advantage of the American youth culture at that time basically they w

Didn't I see the Beeston Cossaks which my mum was a member? Also didn't I see Beeston maltings along side of the Nottingham to Derby railway line. Bip.

I doubt it unless he's into trains boats and planes and now meteor storms... Bip.

I love the comb over of the police officer and to speed in that heap of junk it's a joke surely....and what about the boots those to jokers had on....where did they leave their horses? Bip. !rotfl!