philmayfield
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My wife’s hidden them and won’t tell me where! So much for piping in the haggis tomorrow.
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I do actually own a set of bagpipes. Sadly I’ve never mastered them!
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Seriously?
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Seriously, we always have haggis on Burns Night. Funny thing a haggis, round like football - you don’t know whether to cook it or kick it. When you’ve cooked It you wish you’d kicked it!
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Tomorrow, Saturday 25th. we celebrate the birthday of Robbie Burns. I trust you will be eating haggis, tatties and neaps followed by a cranachan desert. All washed down with a dram or two. Save the hare until Sunday Compo!
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Thanks. I’ll check my diary.
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I wanted to join but couldn't face the induction ceremony!
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You are now officially a member of the Royal family. The vacancy has been filled!
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Have you got a royal seal of approval stamped on your backside?
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Did the Princess Royal take an active part or was she just there to observe?
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‘Crossed the Menai Straits!’ Not heard that euphemism before!
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I'm going to do everything I'm told. I'm fed up with inactivity and intend to get back to full fitness ASAP. My recent blood test said 'no problems' so that's encouraging!
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I’ve got an exercise bike. Anymore than five minutes and I’m bored rigid. Better to cycle down the lane and risk being hit by a tractor.
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The last time I flew to Dublin the airport was fogged in so we diverted to Shannon on the west coast. I had a few drinks as I assumed we would be bussed back to Dublin. In typical Irish fashion the bus never appeared so we hired a car and I was nominated to drive all the way across the country. It was dark and the fog was thick so it was a nightmare journey. We eventually made it sustained by the multiple drinks I had consumed on the plane. We hired a taxi on the outskirts of Dublin and followed it to our hotel.
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Reg King used to promote the boxing evenings at the Albany Hotel. It was called ‘The International Sporting Club’. It was a dinner jacket affair with a meal prior to the fights and a comedian such as Bob Monkhouse or Bernard Manning - always big names. The bouts were conducted in silence with applause only allowed between the rounds. It always made for a good evening.
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I fitted banisters in my parents’ house. When we moved there I took them down. I’m beginning to realise that was a mistake!
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As long as it didn’t make you spill it!
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Can’t ‘womanise’ with a bad leg! Still waiting for a hip doner.
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You won’t believe this but for the second time today, this time when I was buying wine from the farm shop, I was once again asked ‘if I was doing anything exciting’. Is this becoming a common form of greeting or do I look like an elderly ‘action man’?
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Thanks but I’ve done lots of track days. Until recently I had a Lotus 111S which I bought for my 70th birthday present to myself and I used to go to Cadwell Park. It was getting a little difficult to get in and out of though so it had to go!
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More exciting than my day!
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Awaiting hip transplant so that one's out, sorry!
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What's exciting about that? The chap drops the papers in a box in the village and my wife collects our copy and then gossips on her way back home.
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I’ve just been to the newsagent’s at Lowdham to pay for my paper delivery and the the owner asked me if I was doing ‘anything exciting’ this weekend. It made me think ‘when was the last time I did anything exciting’? It must have been years ago. I’m now actively looking for excitement. Any suggestions? Obviously ‘womanising’ is out of the question!
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I go to bed listening to an ‘intellectual’ programme on Radio 4 with the timer set for one hour. Five minutes of ‘intellectual’ and I’m sound asleep.