Ayupmeducks

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  1. OOOOO That would definately get the offender a ticket over here Mick, as you are well aware, being a frequent visitor to these shores. Probably get more from the owner of the car thats boxed in too.

    I'd let the mongrels tyres down and take the valve stems, drop them down the nearest drain!!! :rotfl:

  2. Ok are you kidding me or is this the lingo really heard around town today?? I'm pissing trying to figure this out, too funny. Something tells me I'd fit right in. Believe it or not it sounds a bit like South Philly and it goes like this...I'm eddinyup to nightnfizwar street jus lookin for disndat nutinspesshal

    interpretation: I'm heading up to 9th and Fitzwater just looking for this and that nothing special.

    Ayup lass, wen I wer a snotty nosed kid, thats how we talked!! The dialect of Nottingham has south Yorkshire and Midlands accents mixed.

    You should hear how they talk in Birmingham!!!!!

  3. In my old neighborhood there was a tap room that had a gully at the base of the bar with running water so the men could spit. It has been only in the last 25 years or so that the water was turned off and spitting was prohibited. I think it took so long as to keep the women out of the bar and in the "ladies area" which was another room entirely. :rolleyes:

    I can recall when I lived in Australia, in country areas, men and management frowned on women going in the public bars!! They could go in the "best side" but not the bar!

    But these days women can swear with the best of them!

  4. My dad was from Missouri, he said that people from there never believe anything you tell them, they always want proof..."show me". (I'm full of all sorts of useless trivia!!!)

    They all talk with an Arkansas "twang" round here Cali, black folks are still ostrasized and called that nasty "N" word. I usually chat and say well, I've worked and known plenty of white niggers in my time and known many nice black folk too!! Usually works, as they say "Hey, your right, so and so down so and so is a white nigger"....

  5. Jesus would ya look at those bands, I'm having a flashback. If I didn't see them live I certainly watched them perform on "The Ed Sullivan Show". Ed Sullivan was where is first saw the Stones (with Brian Jones) my girlfriend and I genuflected and blessed ourselves when the band came on ooooo my dad was so pissed, hated the whole notion of this rocknroll meantime he was sporting a pair of blue suede shoes. lol

    Sounds like your Dad was an Elvis fan then !rotfl!

  6. At one time old men did that often, actually I haven't seen that in a very long time thankfully. eeewww

    You're lucky Shari, my ex was a marine (and a cowboy to boot!) and it was VERY common all around the area near the marine base!! My ex used to leave spit cups all around the house! Blaaaahhhhh!!!! no2

    Yuk, thats filthy Cali!!

  7. I live in Red Neck country Shari, south central Missouri, not far from the Arkansas state line.

    I was born and bred in Nottingham though, that why I visit with this rabble on here.. :tease:

    How in the heck did you wind up in Missouri, "The Show Me State" ?? whatever that means anyway

    We lived in California a few years, and just plain got fed up with the politics and cost of living!

    So we ended up in my wife's home state. Fantastic down here in the Ozarks though! Great spring fed clear rivers, low cost of living, affordable housing and land, fair climate, would be perfect but for the summer humidity. One last point, VERY LOW crime rate, almost zero really!

  8. Hi my names Gordon and I am taking this opportunity to introduce myself. I’m not to sure what to say so I’ll tell you “I have a passion for breeding lovebirds”. I started a little web site about them, which has some really good photos, but I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. So please feel free to have a look and tell me what you think, anyways thanks and see you around.

    Fischer's Lovebird

    Hi Gordon and welcome!! Never bred birds but a mate of mine used to breed budgies for a hobby, I think he's gone over to pigeons now, not sure.

  9. no no BIP ..its not the Picasso thats the problem.. I run a diesel too!

    its those adverts on the back of buses that proclaim "don't let your dog foul the pavement - think of your children" .. which can hardly be read through the belching out of black diesel fumes, which obscure the ad, making it barely unreadable!

    dual standards.. thats the problem.. a bunch of hypocrites!

    ilko..

    That made me think of the workshops down Brit Gypsums Marblaegis Mine.

    I was an electrician there and we used to have an old Ford Dexta tractor to run around on underground. One day the injector pump went out on it and the fitters were too bust to repair it for us. One of them told me to get a new pump out of the stores, take the old one off and fit the new one myself. He told me what to do, so I carried on.

    About an hour later, I was ready to bleed the system of air and proceeded, having bled all the air out, I tightened everything up, sat in the seat and tried to start it......................................... Yeh it fired all right!!! Thick belching black smoke came out the exaust, thicker than any Nottm smog!! Within a couple of minutes all the workshops were lterally blacked out, I shut the spluttering Dexta off, with shouts from the fitting shop 'What the F are you doing over there, we can't see a friggin thing"!!!

    I was peeing myself laughing, when one of the diesel fitters came into the shop to see what I was up to! Turned out, he'd told me how to time it 180 degrees out of "spill" After a couple of minutes undoing bolts, rotating the pump, tightening the bolts up again, it worked a dream with no smoke whatsoever...

  10. Are they chewing tobacco? That's a disgusting habit that requires a lot of spitting!!

    That used to be common in Brit coalmines Cali, they couldn't smoke for obvious reasons so had a "chow" as they said. It used to be bought in the canteen as a 3/8inch by about 8 inch "twist".

    Never could get the taste for it, tasted worse than horse shite, not that I've ever tasted horse apples!!

    I used to smoke those days too, so I just chewed gum and took snuff for my "nicotine fix"

    Funny enough, never had an urge for a smoke underground, but once I was getting close to the shaft at the end of a shift, the craving started!!! I'd get off the cage at pit top and run to the workshops where I'd left me smokes!

  11. Looks like it's time for me to wave goodbye until you have these TROLLS sorted out Mick.

    I'll be back to see if the TROLLS have been evicted from time to time, but until then I'm gone...

    Good luck Mick! You'll need it!!

    Start with FCD and his twin Huge Anus then the new twins Homo's Pinky and Perky Smallbottoms!!

    They will kill your site Mick and drive ALL your members away!

    Catch you later Mick!

  12. Yes, an excellent film, but I thought all the coolies were underfed, looking at that guy there he looks a picture of health..

    was it just a myth?

    The story and bridge were fictitious but based on the building of the Burma railroad by the Japanese with forced allied slave labour. Many British, Australian, New Zealand, Canadian and American POW's lost their lives building that railroad....

  13. With all due respect....I can't see how you can recommend this as the best web site. There only appears to be about half a dozen active members. bored

    Most sites appear to be like that Hugh, although al7bar is extremely active, mind you, they have well over 200,000 members! But thats for people "testing" FTA satellite receivers on Dish Network and Bell Express Vue! ;)

  14. Who the F*** is moderating this forum !....thats what I say.

    If you are listening...this bunch of twats are not doing your forum any good....thats what I know

    i.e. cal girl

    caz etc

    A right bunch of loosers !....do somthing abouit them.

    I am taking legal action against one of your users....so sort them out.

    Ohhh No ! you say....ohh yes I say the coffin chasers have enough to get a data protection form to serve on you to identify a user that has called me a thief....watch this space...thats what I say !!!!

    Hello, hello hello, the Trolls losing it, rsorting to threats.

    Time to banish the Troll.

    Thats what I say ;);)

  15. "I make myself way too easy of a target, don't I?"....you say !....your right there...thats what I say !

    Actually, my suggestion for piccies and detailed description was really aimed at you FCD.. Thats what I says.... ;)

  16. Been around forums a while now and nothings dufferent here than elsewhere ;)

    So have I, over many years...perhaps even longer than yourself....

    I have no difficulty with threads developing into something else, which is certainly the norm' with forums elsewhere.

    Suggest the problem here is that the percentage of 'Nottstalgia' thread openers has dwindled...almost to a trickle.

    Cheers

    Robt P.

    That happens too Rob, especially around this time of year, when folk spend more time in the garden, out at weekeneds etc etc..