Beekay

Well I know somebody on here who is always banging on ! An' it ain't me.

I said Lurex, not Durex !! They'd make it difficult to tickle the ivories.

You're more than welcome sunshine ! Pity it's not your uncle. Were you aware of Mr. Hodgson? I had it wrong, I thought he was a groundsman but he was a Pavilion attendant. I wondered, with your infinite knowledge of cricket, you might have heard of him. AND IT'S NOTTINGHAM INFO.

Are you going to get a pair of candelabra and Lurex jacket? And don't forget the Bling on each finger.

Ben, this is a copy of the email I've just received from my s.i.l. Sorry its not Eric. Hope this helps though. B.

As Frankie Howard said, " Titter ye not missus"!

That's wot I thought Phil. certainly not at minus 4°

Well, took 'er indoors for her Covid jab. Must admit, it were like organised Piccadilly circus. I thought "she's a long while". Turns out she'd had the jab and was sitting the mandatory 15 minutes, while I were stood out-bloody side in -0.4% cold. Bloody Covid !!

I believe it was, although I cannot be sure. Regards, B.

DJ360, in answer to your question, my wife is 77. She is Asthmatic and suffers from something called Neutrophelia , which makes her immune system virtually non existent. She's had government letters advising her that she is classed as extremely high vulnerability. Hope this answers your question. Regards, Beekay.

Thank you very much. Is that from Ian or Mrs. Ian? Not that it matters. Can I be the first to wish you... HAPPY EASTER !!

You've got me on this one Mr. Mayfield. Explanations accepted.

@mary1947 "Big Ears"!! Is that all I get for sending you a birthday card. And what's more, I didn't even put the receipt in. Not to worry, ta'ra Noddy. Catch you later.

Hiya Jill, Happy New Year!! Doe's your opening line infer that I'm not a gentleman, along with all the others on here? Incidentally, I will still do your barnet for 22 dollars and now only 75 cents tip. Say hello to that Ian bloke.

Don't forget to add LOL. (silliest thing I've ever heard of).

Ian, I woulda done it for 22dollars and only 2dollar tip.

'Er indoors has had her invite for a Covid jab, over at Uckfield. Me, no chance, I've gotta wait cos' I don't count.

Never heard of it before Jill. Have no idea how it works or what one has to do. Googled the word systmonline and was totally confused.

I've given 54 years to Charity, including 20 years to Nottingham Spastics Society. Figure I've done my bit.

My pharmacy will deliver, if I pay £90. for the pair of us, (we're both on medicines). I did try Lloyds Echo, but the stuff was coming in bits through the post, and our postal service is not too reliant. The last one online was short so I still had to go to the pharmacy. The P.O.D. system is virtually useless, that's if you can get through. It's easier to go meself!

I just knew you would pick me up. I had an idea it would be wrong as soon as I posted it, but thought "Sod it", my Guru will put me right. Don't do the lottery Phil. I've watched the numbers come out and the ones I used to do have never come out together since it started. Stopped doing it 3 weeks after it started.

Have I heard correctly. It is now ILLEGAL to go out of your premises unless you have a very good reason. Does nipping down to the surgery with a prescription request count as a good reason? I don't think I'll bother going into Lewes to put a bet on though. How are they going to police that one?

Why, what's happened today Nonna.?

Maybe Compo, it's living where you do, people assume you are a railway enthusiast. I take it you don't want this pair of buffers and NCB Bestwood coal wagon then?

As Kenny Lynch said Margie, "Up On The Roof". 'At night the stars put on a show for free, And Darling, you can share it all with me'.