radfordred

I can still taste the Home Ales bitter.

Talking to an old fellow yesterday, reckons he's been followed round by an helicopter since having the jab ....... makes you think

Don't get to close, you'll get chilblains

Can't believe it Mrs Reds getting chipped @ QMC on Saturday & she's only a whipper snapper, seems her job roll gets her the jab.

I'm comin' so hold on steady...we don't need no commotion!

Best get the pubs open, I'm running out of Mach3 razor blades.

Need a drop of clipper oil each use & they will last you for years.

You Dad was quite right @mary1947you know what's under a pony's tail?

Give me the Philly sounds!

When I was a little kid, I thought “This little piggy went to market” meant he was going shopping?

Midwives have been told to say ‘chestfeeding’ instead of ‘breastfeeding’ & replace the term ‘mother’ with ‘birthing parent’ as part of moves to be more trans-friendly

Wonder if they queued up outside the local sports hall with the rank & file Interestingly they did not say which vaccine owd Charles & Camila where given? https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-prince-charles-and-camilla-receive-their-first-coronavirus-vaccine-doses-12214024?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

A life long friend for over 50 years, we’ve had some laughs.

Apologies @Brew If I’d had more time, I’m sure I could have got it down to a more interesting 180 characters, I have never played the lottery, but I have brought tickets for Birthday cards.

This gay friend @Lizzie are we talking Mark Taylor?

I still cannot believe that Mrs Red or I have not caught it (unless we’ve had it?) we’ve both worked throughout, she working daily almost face to face with the elderly & children, me side by side breathing the same air as the other 160 (we didn’t have masks until October) then outside door to door 800/900 drops (no washing or toilet facilities in a van & everywhere's closed) plus sat side by side, front to back with strangers for 4.30 hours on a flying tube to Turkey, the last game @ the city ground with 29000 others, a crazy weekend in Blackpool where you would think Covid ever existe

I think once they've offered the vaccine to everyone over the age of 50, clinically vulnerable & frontline staff, then rely on population immunity for the rest?

I do find some folk having an absolute over the top meltdown in supermarkets, if can not hack being around people, you shouldn’t be out, stay in.

Trouble is if you pull them up, they’ll be gobbing on your chips not to mention the chefs special sauce!

I hate to say it, but I doff my cap to Boris getting over 10 million UK citizens vaccinated, where would we be if still controlled by the EU? I see a envious glance from all the other EU countries, they will soon be wanting to join us. Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rules the waves! Britons never, never, never, shall be slaves.

They now put down a plastic grid to contain the chippings, not one leaves the drive, plus the crunch sounds awesome.

Voice of silk

Spent the last hour trying to work DB out? David Beckham? Dead Budgie? K'in acronyms No need to quote my post @Brew& @Oztalgian if you reply.

Use to send me Mam mad playing this @ full whack

He needs to come out of his shell to help him out of that lonely plaice, I'm sure he'll soon have some lady hooked onto his tentacles