radfordred

I watched the BBC coverage right up until they rolled out Alan Titchmarsh then I cut the grass.

Military discipline is best displayed by marching through piles of horse manure while wearing your smartest shoes

It’s on occasions like this you realise how difficult it is to throw a flower any distance? Apparently if you catch it your next

Waited 57 years to come out, but couldn't wait 12 hours in a queue

I don’t believe she smoked 40 fags a day & couldn’t tell the difference between me & me brother

Whats going on with Charlie & Camillas barnets? Charles got some weird sideburns going on & Camilla some Jimmy Saville type cut.

Did you not listen to Edwina Currie?

The maids upped the ante, she knows it our last night

Turned telly on 1st time since 4th September, only two English speaking channels CNN & EURO NEWS how longs that queue again

Òooooooooo the toys are out the pram again

Never had flu & can't remember the last time I had a cold, only took the first two covid jabs so I could get out the country, I will be trusting my natural immunity

O’Yes @LizzieMquite fancy him myself.

I always had the hots for her daughter owd Zara

King hissy fit

Intresting take, I'm more than sure most find the owner/pa standing outside his restaurant/boat/shop begging you to look @ his menu, boat trip, clothing etc everytime you pass more than annoying & probably has the opposite effect?

I was only aware she was of a good age, anything over three score & ten in my books a bonus?

Just stumbled across the England Ladies played & beat Luxembourg 10-0 on Tuesday night @ Stoke in a World Cup Group D Qualifier, come on, who knew?

Be interesting to know what percentage still watch live TV I would’ve think it’s a very small audience from anyone under 60

Getting a lot of “Thank You, Please” from Turkish restaurant & shop owners as we walk past, makes no sense?

I’m in a works WhatsApp group the phrase “Quiet Quitting” keeps cropping up from the younger members, new one on me?

We are about 2500 miles from home, the young Turkish waiter ran around the bar showing everyone on his phone about 10 minutes after the announcement, then speaking to both out daughter & son over an hour/hour & half later, they knew nothing, everything they watch as I think most people now do is on catch up?

The artist formerly known as Prince

Confuse tofu with tofas you been drinking Sir? Can you walk in a straight line?

I don’t know why @mary1947but every time you use that phrase “The Master” it makes me cringe, I feel I’ve got to come & rescue you from a underground cellar

God bless her Amen