Paulus 541 Posted November 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Slam in the lamb! TeeHee....................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Don't be vague Ask for Haig! [A Christmas advert for Haig whsky in the 1960s] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackson 301 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Anybody mentioned: 'Philosan Fortifies the Over Forties'? I recall coming across a bottle of this way back in the 60's and wondering what the fuss was all about. I defer from using the well worn cliche: 'Now I know!', instead I'll recommend beans: Cannelloni, Borlotti etc if one gets tired and listless. PS: Apologies to 'Fynger' who requested that I play 'Word Association' properly a few days back; I couldn't resist the slogan. Signed: 'Wild Child'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Ah yes : "forty-fives the over forties." Pity it can't do that for the over sixties! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 IT was mentioned a while ago. Don't worry about word association - it's only for fun anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "Unzip a banana!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Our local greengrocer (do they still exist?) had my younger sister in tears one day when she went in to get some bananas - he asked her if she wanted them "with zips, or without"? She was only about six at the time and came home all confused! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "Unzip a banana!" That was mentioned a little while ago too ! Post #143 "Worthington E's the beer, the satisfactioneer" There's some amazing poetic licence used, and got away with, by ditty writers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Apologies for repeating stuff already said. Usually check but was lazy today Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 I can't remember the exact phrase but it went something like "Evenings and Morninks I drink Warninks" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Suck a zubes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Warninks Advocaat: c.1960 (with people in traditional Dutch dress) Advocaat, Advocaat Lovely Warninks Advocaat. Eveninks and morninks, I drink Warninks — Warninks Advocaat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulus 541 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 Warninks Advocaat: c.1960 (with people in traditional Dutch dress) Advocaat, Advocaat Lovely Warninks Advocaat. Eveninks and morninks, I drink Warninks — Warninks Advocaat. Fresh egg yolks, good for folks, Warninks Advocaat....................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Fresh egg yolks, good for folks, Warninks Advocaat....................... Why didn't someone revive this ditty at the time of Edwina Currie's helpful intervention some years back? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulus 541 Posted December 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 1001 cleans all your carpets, for less than half a crown!! New carpet dear? I said it was time you got one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 Flash cuts cleaning time in half! (Or have we already had that one?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Share Posted December 31, 2012 And that other one of theirs. "Flash cleans baths without scratching" In that grating Scotish accent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malarkey 4 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 E for B and Georgie Best........eggs. Would you risk it for a Swisskit.....choc bar. The little drink with the big kick......Pony. It can make a dishonest women out of you....Birds Eye Chicken Pie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 Every Tom, Jack or Walt Who likes the taste of Malt Will like the malt in a colt 45. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 This threads got more repeats than Christmas TV...LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted January 1, 2013 Report Share Posted January 1, 2013 And that other one of theirs. "Flash cleans baths without scratching" In that grating Scotish accent Molly Weir Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 This threads got more repeats than Christmas TV...LOL Have we had Joe and the Esso blea dooler yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 That's the fellow!........ Now was she "Super Gran", Janet in "Dr Finlays Case Book" or both ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Neither. Janet McPherson was played by Barbara Mullen and Supergran by Gudrun Ure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Ah! (TA) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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