Paulus 541 Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 LOL Stu....................but the driver looks a trifle handy, wouldn't take kindly to anyone chatting up his bird!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 "Hot chocolate, hot chocolate - drinking chocolate, drinking chocolate. Hot chocolate - the drink that's as warm as mink." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 I don't think we've done "Are you getting enough?" (Milk) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 On that same line "Watch out , watch out, watch out, watch out............. There's a Humphrey about" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 A popular corruption of the "Watch out" in the 60s was "Watch out, there's a cop about" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 'Light up the sky with Standard fireworks'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 A popular corruption of the "Watch out" in the 60s was "Watch out, there's a cop about" The Los Angeles version... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,090 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Plink. Plink. Fizz. Alka-Seltzer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 I thought it was "plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,090 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 It is nowadays, in the early days it was plink. [says she hopefully!] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Only if there is no water in the glass! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,090 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Google Plink, plink, fizz and up comes Alka-Selter, so I wasn't imagining it after all. You got me worried for a minute. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 wunt go 'fizz' if the glass was empty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gibbo 04 188 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's the fizz that gives you whizz...........I can't for the life of me remember where I have heard that before, it just came to me!! Some one put me out my misery please. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Schhhh you know who. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Better-ring Kettering (Kettering Tyres) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 If its not Rowntree's Jelly...Throw a wobbly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gibbo 04 188 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Eureka! It was Barratts refreshers........1972. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gibbo 04 188 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Follow this link, very interesting................................ http://www.headington.org.uk/adverts/chocolate_sweets.htm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 Slightly off topic but remember the white foam disc, same size as the AS tablet, in the top of the Alka Seltzer container in the early days : - and the number of people who thought it was an Alka Seltzer tablet and complained because it just floated there and would not dissolve? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Plop plop fizz fizz ??!! Sounds like the toilet in the Poonam Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 If you want to have a good laugh (only do this outdoors!), drop an Alka Seltzer tablet in someones hot cup of tea or coffee when they are not watching. The look on peoples faces as their cup starts foaming over the sides is priceless Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 God knows why but I woke up with these going round inside my head 'Chef' square shaped soups show how a good soup should be! "I rid the world of 'so so' soups, Cross and Blackwell reign supreme There's red wine in the Ox Tail And there's Chicken 'double cream' So the next time you're out buying soup Remember what I say "Cross and Blackwell" make a tastey change from 'So so' soups OK ?! Boom boom thankyou good bye This latter one being said very fast in one breath. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Bernard Matthews turkeys - They're Boooootiful Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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