denshaw 2,872 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 I was on the way to Cardigan but the police made me pullover. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 You should have put on your twin set and cast off in the direction of Jersey. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,600 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Or gone mountain climbing up Scarf-ell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,305 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Would someone please put a sock in it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 He was probably woolly minded. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,600 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 ... or just spinning a yarn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 I bet he gave them the needle which made them crotchety. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,305 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Looks like you're hooked, Phil! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 I’m just trying to keep one jumper ahead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,305 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 You'll have us in stitches! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,600 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 To be ‘Fair Isle’ agree with you there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Willow wilson 894 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 There's some purlers here! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,305 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Where's Ben? He can take some ribbing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,600 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Probably gardening - Â digging up moss (stitch) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 No, he’s in Argyle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,143 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Working up a sweater Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 .......... wishing he had mohair. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,600 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 That’s jus the pattern of his life... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 He’s pulling the wool over our eyes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 You're all a load of knit-wits. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,872 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 A man has murdered 4 women in Nottingham by stabbing them with knitting needles. Police think he's working to a pattern. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Are you sure he’s not been stitched up? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,872 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, philmayfield said: No, he’s in Argyle.  I heard he was in the Crewe neck of the area. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,600 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 ....working out how to do cables Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Playing polo I think. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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