Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Never take a laxative & a sleeping tablet at the same time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SPIKEISLAND9 46 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed; "It`s worth spending money on good speakers." SPIKEISLAND9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Don't take laxatives if you have a bad cough! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BilboroughShirley 1,120 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 My dad told me "Shirley never be afraid to ask". Great advice and I use it regularly. A simple question is not confrontational. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 It is if it's, "Where've you been to this time of night?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banjo48 928 Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 As a kid when I was working with my dad once I asked him how he learnt to do all what he did (he was a bricklayer/ builder) but could plaster, render, and also carpentry. His answer lives with me all my llife and has shaped what I have achieved since. "You can do owt you set your mind to do lad" was his reply. I also told all my kids this, especially when they felt they were struggling with a something. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 If you're considering committing suicide with an axe, get it right first time. LOL 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EileenH 496 Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 If at first you don`t succeed - don`t go sky diving! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Never let your dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt. Always keep your dingle-dangle wrapped up in your shirt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Never let your bomb doors dangle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur-Robin 15 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Some advice i'd give someone from lessons i have learnt in my life. (Sorry some are mundane and show how dumb i have been in my life.) ingredients lists are in order of amountsrinse everything (food, clothes) (not easy with fluoridated water & water sitting in tanks though).always run the water before using (re soft water sitting in metal fittings/pipes/tanks) (and don't leave food in metal pots overnight).be aware/wary of fluoridated (and alluminium-laced) public tap water.don't buy into "corporate body"/"company share" flatbuyer beware (look over everything if able esp/incl accomodation)women only like confident menintimacy/romance is not just physical but all relationship like what some close friends/siblings have. & also must have all the steps & spots.take care of things/everything (including teeth)control your mouth / be careful of words i sayremember the sabbath day of restlearn a trade/craftbe careful of buying dyed (or bleached) clothes (esp black and "made to fade")always wash hands (esp before handling pen & paper).cleanliness is next to godliness (re biological and chemical). (& need clean running tap water.)don't buy laptops with flat keys keyboard.always check sources of second hand sources if possible. & always check original languages as English/traditional translations are often inaccurate (eg Arthurian, Bible, Atlantis Account).Don't attack unemployed/beneficiaries for what is successive governments fault (globalist free-trade cheap labour imports cause cost-cutting, restructuring and relocation)."Body food" analogies (carrots look like eyes, citris like mammary, grapes like blood, tomatoes like heart). (Tho not easy when everything is sprayed.) & 'rainbow diet'.Silver amalgam (mercury) fillings are bad.Bottle-fed babies are 10 iq points lower, more prone to allergies, no antibodies transfer."I am not the criminal here" re water fluoridation arguments. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Don't wait for things to happen, make them happen !!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,872 Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 If you can't feed em, don't breed em. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Err...is he talking about alligators? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Always strive for perfection, even in an imperfect world. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 You can understand something intellectually, but not fully get it until you experience it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.” ― Brendan Behan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 If in doubt, keep it out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 If you can't understand something, it's probably because it ain't worth a 5hit ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 You can have fun and be innocent no matter what your age. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 Follow your gut and go for it !!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 He who laughs last didn't get the joke. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 The older you get, the more you know how to bend the rules. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie 39 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Remember Life is not forever. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJBrenton 738 Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 I can't remember them all but when I was younger someone listed loads of proverbs that directly contradicted each other. He who hesitates is lost Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. or Look before you leap Out of sight out of mind Absence makes the heart grow fonder You're never too old to learn You can't teach an old dog new tricks Tis better to be safe than sorry Nothing ventured, nothing gained Too many cooks spoil the broth Many hands make light work 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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