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Alternate words, we sang as youngsters.

Are you lonesome tonight,

Are your corsets too tight,

Are your brassieres all tattered and torn,

Did you put on your vest,

With the hole in the chest,

Or was it too bad to be worn.

Are your stockings all crinkled,

Your shoes worn and thin,

Are your knickers held up with a big safety pin,

Are you frightened to yawn,

‘Cos your teeth are all gawn,

Well ! That’s why you’re lonesome tonight.

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I was in a panto a while back, and one of the cast spotted an old lady in the audience. 'You ever seen Elvis on stage?' he asked the old lady. 'No', she said. 'Never seen where he lives?' Again, 'No'. 'You've never met him then'. 'Of course not!' 'Oh well', our cast member said. 'Won't be long now, will it?' Very tactful!

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Ha ha, very funny. I have a friend in Oklahoma, who met Elvis,b een to over 20 concerts, and been to Gracelands many times.Wow! De Da. Pete.

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