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Now I don't normally like ©Rap music, but this is up my street..

Check out the Lyrics below.

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New Release 16/8/04

Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do

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Goldie looking chain-Guns dont kill people rappers do

Guns don’t kill people rappers do,

Ask any politician and they tell you its true,

It’s a fact music makes you violent,

Michael Jackson telling little Timmy to be silent,

You don’t believe me its my hide offer me the record and I’ll show you the time

Am a criminal this rap sh1t is freekin,

It’s the fact that Mc Hammer left me geeing,

Vanilla ice made my mother say F***,

If it wasnt foryou be fighting then I would be in love,

But I didn’t I got it wrong,

Cypers F***ing hill told me how to make a F***ing bomb,

But am stances,

I bought a F***ing tape,

The bad boys stopped but my c*** and b***s ate,

But remember kids to the head double time,

Guns don’t kill people,

Its just rhyme,

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police woo woo woo)

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police woo woo woo)

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

Seen it on a documentary on BBC 2,

Shot the deaf house on hyper value,

Guns blazing,

Like Michael Caning yoo-hoo,

The statistics are sometimes deceiving,

The type on criminal,

Rap is bleeding,

Shot in the chest no-wonder you stopped breathing,

To far of a face you liar receiving,

Remember rap tracks in 87,

Scot the rock shop in hip hop heaven,

Biggy and 2pac ad r d grand master d’s in the cemetery,

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police woo woo woo)

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police woo woo woo)

Guns don’t kill people rappers do im a F***ing rapper and I might kill you,

As a rapper im teaching you a lesson,

Ak 47,

To smith-o-wessen,

Just ignore,

Just for example,

The bullet proof vest,

To cuts the ampo,

Hip hop gangster tripin,

Even eminem sees the p*** for women,

Solid crew talk words for one,

p-diddy j-lo in a nightclub with a gun,

now snoopdog with capguns,

guns don’t kill people its just rhyme,

1-2 you face my shoe,

My name is mike balls and im coming though,

Gun crime stabbing and burgalarisation,

Its on the rise all across the nation,

The safety’s of and the pistols in,

The addys and the mafia,

Always get blamed,

Politians a shame,

They haven’t got a clue,

Rap is more deadly than F***ing con-fu,

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police woo woo woo)

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police woo woo woo)

Guns don’t kill people rappers do,

From Bristol zoo,

To B&Q,

I wanna rap,

I wanna rhyme,

Heard it in a song now I’ve done the gun crime,

It’s the song of the time,

Like prince changing his name,

Got to have a shooter to be in the rap game,

I might be lie-in about the stab,

Guns don’t kill people its just rhyme,

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police woo woo woo)

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police woo woo woo)

Ms, guns, mc, rappers,mc,guns,rappers,--to nd

I love you mum I love you dad BASH!

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Yes a fine ditty if I may say! ..

there's also the compilation album 'your ten best murder raps 2004'.

these are the tracks:

1. Stabbin' the night away

2. shoot rattle 'n' roll

3. have ya got a knife boy

4. gimee gimee good stabbin' everyday

5. you saw me dyin' in the chapel

6. waddaya wanna shoot dem holes in me for?

7. whole lotta blood

8. I can't stop stabbin' you

9. knife of my life I love you

10. don't stab so close to me

I tried to get it in Woolworths, but they'd sold out ..

I ended up coming out with 'these you have loved' featuring the Swingle Singers!

ilko..

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This is Real Poetry Man :D

Guns don’t kill people rappers do,

From Bristol zoo,

To B&Q, :ph34r:

I await the release of the MP3! :P

You probably went to the Medders Woolies then! :rolleyes:

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I wanna be a rappa star wiv droop ass strides an cap

wiv gold chain an a pendant, an talk a load of crap

so listen up yo son o' bitches, I already got the name

licky sweet shite doggy dog, that be mah claim to fame.

fink ahl move dahn meddaz way, an' maybe write a ditty.

bout lootin an a shootin, It gonna sound real pretty

think ahl call it 'killah rap' my talent knows no bounds

yo lucky folk be spoilt, when yo hear mah killah sounds

An when I make it very big, am movin' to L A

where a lootin and a shootin, aint no big deal any way

an when yo see me on tv. yall know i am da best

as ah stand on stage a rappin, just like the dumb ass rest

licky sweet s.

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:P Yo! Big Up Ilko

A Classic :lol:

An heres anudder...

Iraq Without Me - The Real Hussein II <<See da Movie

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Iraq Without Me - The Real Hussein II

Guess who's back

Back again

Real Hussein

I’m not dead

Guess who's back

From Iraq

Got attacked

Then got jacked

It’s a fact

I’m the mack

And I’m back

I wish I were Osama ‘cause nobody's after Bin Laden no more,

Although he was the real villain.

He's in Afghanistan up in a cave chillin',

Cuttin' his videos far from the blood spillin'.

They got my sons and you know that ain't funny

I was forced to hide in a hole like bugs bunny

And I stayed down there until they found my ass

Now I'm held in a prison where they pound my ass

For 24 years I ruled with class

And when someone was out of line I used the gas

And now they’ve slapped me with incarceration

Where is my Minister of Information?

Now the CIA won't let me play

The US of A has me locked away.

But still in Abu Ghraib they do it Hussein's way

I saw the photos on the Internet yesterday.

Well they fought me. Everybody’s glad they caught me.

For the 100 billion bucks they spent, they could have bought me.

Where’s the judge? I plead not guilty.

It was all a body double of your fav’rite Iraqi

*CHORUS*

Now I’m stuck in captivity

I wasn't even the real enemy

Nine eleven was not tied to me

And I never even made a WMD.

Osama Bin Laden's free.

But they sent an army after me.

Despite my gross iniquity

Iraq will be so empty without me.

*END CHORUS*

Al Qaeda, the U.S.A. hater

Madder than eskimo at the equator

Bush thought getting rid of ME would faze ya

And so he turned my summer palace into a crater

Osama, you can go mount a llama.

There’s nothing else on TV but your drama

It's all over. They’re too strong. My beard is too long.

Somebody get my Norleco!

And I know. If you didn’t mess with the U.S.

I could still be in power, wearing my headdress.

You attacked. And just look what’s happened to Iraq.

By the way, Castro called. He wants his beard back.

Sometimes it just seems, everybody only wants to depose me.

Well excuse me for imposing, but maybe I could just go free.

So in retrospect I was incorrect

Why did I object when Hans would inspect?

As I ruled unchecked I showed disrespect

What did you expect? Nobody's perfect.

So come on George, Donald, Condi, and Dick

Nobody runs Iraq like Saddam Hussein did.

So get ready, and tell the 911 commission

I just hired Johnny Cochran, F**k this prison.

REPEAT CHORUS

[voice spoken]

Who’s your Baghdaddy?

I’m off the hizzle for shizzle

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  • 11 years later...

You've ruined my day RR. Pi55 0ff.

I always reckon that if you want to talk as if you're from Kingston, then F off to Kingston.

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Ok, I suppose it's hard on the Kingstonians !

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I always find it highly amusing when wandering through Bulwell Market & hear a white lad from Aspley dressed like a Rasta with dreads in his hair & trying to talk like a Rasta Man, some are good but never good as the original.

The Aspley low life are quite embarrassing to listen too.

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Re #13 Catfan please, the original is NOT good, it's downright laziness and bone idleness.

I don't like to hear it. It infuriates me intensely!!!

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I like music, the Blues, Rock & Roll, Rockerbilly, Trad Jazz, some C & W, Skiffle, just about everything. What I don't like, no, what I detest, is Rap. To me, it's one big row. I was stopped at the lights on Canal Street this morning and a car drew alongside me. Inside the car was a black lady who had a rap song on the radio/CD. The music (?) was blasting out and as I looked at her it looked like she was having a blazing row with someone as she yelled out the words to the song. I couldn't wait for the lights to change so I could get back to singing along to Motorhead. :biggrin:

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