Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 You'll get fur balls Bazza from the cat or dog.....LOL You'll have to eat grass then like dogs do......LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 I don't understand why you have to soak in cold water after spitting on the carpet - is it some sort penance? Only asking ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Don't eat chocolate, it makes your clothes shrink. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted October 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 This tip is for ex pats in the US... Poison Oak/Ivy "burns/rashes" treat with Chlorox bleach, dries the skin before it starts to blister and stops the itching, I believe it neutralizes the toxins from the ivy/oak.. I've tested this one many many times when I've accidentally come into contact with Poison Oak/Ivy, works every time for me. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 This is for anyone thinking of a life of crime to get the idea of what life would look like behind bars just hold two forks up close to your eyes. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Always carry a few of those doggy pooh bags in you pocket/bag just in case you get caught short ...... Thank me later.   1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,427 Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Or move to San Francisco. Â Apparently they're doing it in the street there. Â Without doggy bags! Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted July 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Yeah, big problem there, I was reading what a business man said about SF, he refuses to do business in California now, he got fed up with the stench in SF and the human excreta on the streets, not to mention druggies old needles everywhere there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,507 Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Surprised humans aren’t pooing in the Nottingham streets with the lack of public loos.  1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,115 Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 I agree. The lack of public toilets in the city centre is a disgrace. Don't the City Council recognise the need? Why should shops and pubs have to provide facilities for all and sundry? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Currently having a short break in Lymington, Hants. One of the more salubrious areas of the country. We were walking down the Main St yesterday about 5.30 pm, and just off for a curry, when I noticed a smart girl in a shop doorway, with a poster saying 'Homeless and hungry'. I turned to look into the doorway, and another girl was just pulling up her pants and shorts, and there was a trail of pee running down the entrance. We couldn't believe what we'd seen, and a woman beside us asked if we'd seen it too. Unbelievable ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nonnaB 4,895 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 We used to have men coming out of the Thurland when we had La Buca and peeing up the wall , the door etc. My husband got so fed up with that he fixed up an electric wire so that when it was wet it gave a sharp shock, not enough to damage but just enough. Don't know how he did it but he removed it staraightaway. They didn't do it again. Tug Wilson knew about it and he laughted saying " filthy bu**ers" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,115 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 So that's what it was! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,115 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 When I was out on a cross country run over the fields in Bulwell back in my days at Mellish, a guy with me peed on an electric fence (God knows why!) He got a terrible surprise! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nonnaB 4,895 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 Phil it was gone and hidden before you came in. . Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,115 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 I didn’t pee on it, I tripped over it! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,427 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 Tripping at our age can cause involuntary peeing. Â Don't ask me how I know! Â 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted July 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 So can coughing... Â 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,134 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 And laughing !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deepdene Boy 642 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 Must be a bugger for you reading most of the recent posts on here then Beekay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted July 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 Have you noticed as you get older, one doesn't want to pee, then a tap is turned on and it's "Gerrouta the way, I wanna pee bad"? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,427 Posted July 20, 2019 Report Share Posted July 20, 2019 So true, John. It would be funny if it were not such a pain.  I'm even afraid to drive far on Interstates anymore in case we get stuck in a traffic jam. Don't get a window seat on the average plane. Too difficult climbing over two other folks when the dreaded tap turns on.  Golden years???? Not so sure.  You start out as a baby and go back to being one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted July 20, 2019 Report Share Posted July 20, 2019 John, do what Lorry drivers do and carry an empty Lucozade bottle in the motor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,115 Posted July 20, 2019 Report Share Posted July 20, 2019 The neck’s probably too narrow! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted July 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2019 I do carry a clean empty 1/2 gallon plastic milk bottle in my truck..... When I worked in the NSW coal industry, I was required to take a medical every couple of years as part of my employment obligations. I was on regular nights and went straight from work to the Lithgow NSW Joint Coalboard office were the Medical Officer was located. Before the end of my shift, to make sure I could give a urine sample, I'd drunk several pints of tea and water. I was bursting by the time I arrived and asked the Doc for a sample beaker, he said go behind the curtain, I said I'd rather go to the bog, as I'm totally full! Glad I did, one full beaker and still couldn't stop! Nowadays I wouldn't need the pre trip top up, just the sound of running water!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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