carni 10,094 Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 hi a charlesworth The meet up is at the Roebuck, 7pm ish Wed 18th If you want to see what people have posted, go to Nottstalga Pre Christmas Meet up Topic, you will pick up more info. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 It kind of makes me feel good i ask for directions and nobody tells me where to go which i think means im a bit to sane for them to be seen out with particularly when 2 ladies mark under my last post they like being called strange.Ive just left another young lady my partners 3 yr old grandaughter my partner said to her u are pretty i said im pretty too grandaughter said you are not pretty isaid iam pretty someone oncce told me so there exact words were you are pretty ugli so therefore im pretty grandaughter said that does not make sense andy and you are ugli. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 So, The lady with one shoe,the man with jam jars one half naked man and Santa are on the lookout for a six foot six man who's pretty ugly wearing handcuffs. No Prob!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 With that repertoire I'm staying well clear of Nottingham ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,507 Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 With that repertoire I'm staying well clear of Nottingham ! Where's your sense of adventure Stephen? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Steven are you not coming because we all might find you a bit odd it doesnt matter we dont mind i promise stand with us and well make you look good . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Actually reading that well make quasimodo look handsome Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Well, I might - if it wasn't a 240 mile journey to join you - but you must admit, Carni's summary at #53 is a bit off-putting (and my presence might make it even worse) ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Can it get any worse mind you i havent mentioned some of the other chaps and lasses although i have not met them some do sound a bit dodgy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TGC 216 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 You have a few problems tgc my big problem is i dont know what sedulous means. Sedulous: diligent in application or attention; persevering; requiring physical effort. Everything that I ain't! Hehe! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 It makes me unsedulous just reading the word sedulous 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TGC 216 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 You replied with great impigrity (Speed, quickness), and a touch of appreciated wit! thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Im glad you explained impigrity are you sure you lived in the meddas i remember a lot of words from way back and most were very short unless they were swear words. i think u are a imposter from WB. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TGC 216 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Im glad you explained impigrity are you sure you lived in the meddas i remember a lot of words from way back and most were very short unless they were swear words. i think u are a imposter from WB. Hahaha! 'Ow very dare you - I'll tell yer mam! Ut Trent Bridge, the only thing I wasn't in the last 5 of the class in, wus English. I should 've bin the new Shakespeare yer know... well, maybe not. Cheers, off t' QMC nar. TTFN all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mattsdigs 104 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Measure the distance round the broadest part of your head. It will be approx one third the distance from heel to top of head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 There's some daft bu66ers on here lol !!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bazalways 26 Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Now we are playing with words :- Should anyone be looking for sympathy, try the dictionary, its between Symphony & Syphilis, or so I was told. Have you got your Lexicon out? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mattsdigs 104 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Yes but the cold weather has destroyed its integrity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dgbrit 258 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Ok more measurements of body parts. I can stand 9 budgies on mine .Might be exaggerating a bit cos the last one has to stand on one leg. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mattsdigs 104 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Not too sure which body particle you are now referring to as, below you quite openly declare that we're born with a nothing and it ain't growed since. So where do budgies come into this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dgbrit 258 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Couldn't find my ruler. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Q. When is a mouse if it spins? A. Because the higher they fly, the fewer (Can't remember which radio programme this came from, a loooooooonnnngggg time ago!) Sounds like the sort of thing you would hear on "I'm Sorry I'll Read That again". One of theirs: "If you throw a stone into a bucket of three toed sloths, do the rings travel outwards?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 dgbrit #69: I stood a hawk on mine - I'll never do that again!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 I stood a bird on mine, it was quite pleasant.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Broomy 0 Posted January 1, 2014 Report Share Posted January 1, 2014 There's only one time in your life when you are twice as old as your Son/Daughter, or your Dad or Mum is twice your age.... About 8 years ago my eldest daughter was twice as old as my youngest one-----------a friend and i worked it out and i took a cracking picture of the girls to within 2 minutes of the exact event. :-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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