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Funny how the mind plays tricks. I thought I saw Stop the World – I Want to Get Off

the musical with a book, music, and lyrics by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. in the 50`s at the Royal, but it must have been as a solo performer. I did however see the above,a quite wonderful musical and performance by Newlley before (I think) he shot off to America. Thanks for the memory.

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