Paulus 541 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?...............say it fast 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MelissaJKelly 2,120 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulus 541 Posted June 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Polish it well behind the door.....................Polish it well in the corners.............poor Polly!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 48 847 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 She sells sea sells on the sea shore. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 The ragged rascal ran round the rugged rock. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma. 1,533 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DaveN 1,118 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Looking at the posts I assume we are talking about tongue twisters so here's one Red Lorry Yellow Lorry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 48 847 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 There was a fisherman called Fisher Who fished for some fish in a fissure Til a fish with a grin Pulled the fisherman in Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 48 847 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DaveN 1,118 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Bye baby bunting Daddy's gone-a-hunting Gone to get a rabbit skin To wrap the baby bunting in. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fernilee567 33 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop It is not the cough that carries you of but the coffin they carry you off in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I'd love to be a caterpillar, Life is such a farce, Sliding down the mulberry leaves, And landing on my toenails! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
piggy and babs 544 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 shinng sarah sitting in a shoe shine shop she sits and she shines as she sits sitting in a shoe shine shop. now try that one fast Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I know one, but if you say it wrong, its rather naughty.! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son but I'll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant plucker's gone. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 That's the one Trevor Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 The Skunk sat on The Stump The Skunk thunk The Stump Stunk And The Stump Thunk The Skunk Stunk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiffy49 590 Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Sorry, not a rhyme, but in my memory bank. "Time it was, and what a time it was..... A time of innocence, a time of confidences... Long ago it must be, I have a photograph, preserve your memories, they're all that's left you" Simon & Garfunkel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,424 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Poor old John He's not with us anymore For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Done before I know, but it tickles me ...... The elephant is an elegant bird, It flits from bough to bough, Builds its nest in a rhubarb tree, And whistles like a cow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 They rattled their bottles in Rollox's yard. Don't say it too fast. Then there is the old one Thirty days hath September April June and November. All the rest have thirty one, Excepting February alone Which hath 28 days clear And twenty nine in each leap year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Try this one. Billy saw some dynamite Couldn't understand it quite. Curiosity never pays It rained Billy for seven days. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 I must go down to the sea again, The lonely sea and the sky. I left my vest and knickers there, I wonder if they're dry. Spike Milligan 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Richard Of York Gave Battie In Vein Helps with the colours of the rainbow(correcect order) Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,181 Posted June 21, 2014 Report Share Posted June 21, 2014 Donald Duck did some muck behind the kitchen door Mrs Duck cleaned it up so Donald did some more.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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