What's in your 'Rhyme Memory bank'?


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How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?...............say it fast kickme

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Little miss muffitt sat on a tuffit Her knickers all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her. But little boy blue with the horn.

I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son but I'll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant plucker's gone.

Try this one. Billy saw some dynamite Couldn't understand it quite. Curiosity never pays It rained Billy for seven days.

Polish it well behind the door.....................Polish it well in the corners.............poor Polly!!

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There was a fisherman called Fisher

Who fished for some fish in a fissure

Til a fish with a grin

Pulled the fisherman in

Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher

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I'd love to be a caterpillar,

Life is such a farce,

Sliding down the mulberry leaves,

And landing on my toenails!

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shinng sarah sitting in a shoe shine shop

she sits and she shines as she sits

sitting in a shoe shine shop.

now try that one fast

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I am not a pheasant plucker,

I'm a pheasant plucker's son

but I'll be plucking pheasants

When the pheasant plucker's gone.

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Sorry, not a rhyme, but in my memory bank.

"Time it was, and what a time it was.....

A time of innocence, a time of confidences...

Long ago it must be, I have a photograph,

preserve your memories, they're all that's left you"

Simon & Garfunkel

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Done before I know, but it tickles me ......

The elephant is an elegant bird,

It flits from bough to bough,

Builds its nest in a rhubarb tree,

And whistles like a cow.

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They rattled their bottles in Rollox's yard. Don't say it too fast.

Then there is the old one

Thirty days hath September

April June and November.

All the rest have thirty one,

Excepting February alone

Which hath 28 days clear

And twenty nine in each leap year.

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Try this one.

Billy saw some dynamite

Couldn't understand it quite.

Curiosity never pays

It rained Billy for seven days.

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