colly0410 1,181 Posted November 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Re #49, Never thought about the duck suit, I could chase them down the street going "quack quack!" That'd teach em, lol.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Get an Ikea family card and you get free tea or coffee in their store, take a few friends too you get free refills. Cost is £0 and your friends will be really impressed. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Go outside on Christmas eve and fire your shotgun in the air & tell the kids Santa has committed suicide. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,507 Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Don't be miserable Bubblewrap! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I assume you'll donate all your pressies to charity then Bubblewrap !!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 It was an old joke told many years ago by a famous comic but I can't remember who. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 One of my friends took a fiver out of his wallet the other day & the Queen was wearing sun glasses. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,181 Posted August 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Buy a solar panel, buy an LED lightbulb, shine LED on solar panel to make electric to run LED & siphon off excess leccie = infinite moneys, electric board will go bankrupt.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Buy don't you mean nick? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Your handsaw a bit tired? Rub the sides ( fingers!!) With a candle.. Jobs a gud ' un. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Had a Ruby,and the old breath pongs? Chew a sprig of fresh parsley..spit and rinse..cheap!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Mint just as good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Putting down grass seed? Leave the bag in the freezer overnight and it " takes" a lot quicker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Don't like mowing the lawn? Just send it away for clipping 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 If yer doin Porridge put yer toast on first then put yer dish on the turned off toaster, serve yer porridge in a hot dish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,158 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 I'll remember that 'Karlton'.............if i ever do 'Porridge' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 WD40, cheaper than tar remover on your sills. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 When you have guests and their supping from the 'top shelf' g&t..v&t etc..rub the rim of the glass only with the spirit, then fire in the mixer.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swe62 334 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 that really is a flea skinners tip Ian Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 And a straw for each guest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 My Dad was a good tutor swe62,took us down Goose Fair wi' barbed wire round 'is pockets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Always insist that BOTH sides of the toilet paper is used . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 #71 you mean deep pockets & short arms Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swe62 334 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 padlock on the dustbin eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Use next door's dustbin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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