A Politician Promises


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Oh Mr Cameron, it's too good to be true,

You promise each a doctor but won't you tell us who

Will train into the business to help old fuddy duddies,

When most of our school leavers train in Media Studies?

Oh Mr Cameron, Apprenticeship's the thing,

So think of all the benefits your policies will bring.

But train a youth in industry and he/she will get shirty!

You can't think that on leaving school they'll get their hands all dirty!

Oh Mr Cameron after the election

You promise us Utopia, or nearly such perfection.

The other parties promise this, yes, every party tries

To promise us the earth with the usual pack of lies!!!

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How do you know when a politician is lying??? Their lips are moving..

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Cameron has had four years to implement all the things that he is promising now.

If he had we would all be saying...

"David Cameron, what a jolly fine chap, we must vote him in again. We dare not risk another term of Liebour Government"

I think he made similar promises before. something to do with a referendum I believe?

If you fall for this, you are on a Titanic voyage... Goodbye!

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Oh Mr Cameron, now would seen the time

To add another verse to our deathless prosy rhyme.

Now you're cutting income tax, benefitting all

Those you wish to vote for you at a local hall.

Someone has to pay for it, and through the nose I guess,

But you say nothing vital like the 'starving' NHS,

So take it from the services. We'll have our free prescription.

We can face the enemy!!! We just bring back conscription!!!

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