Famous 1970's Chat Up Line - Never Failed !

[Guest Hugh Janus]

A few good chat up lines !

Best One : Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

There must be a load more !!

Can I borrow a 10p? ["What for?"] I want to call my mam and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

My name's.............. That's so you know what to scream.

My name's.............. but you can call me "lover."

Nice shoes. Wanna make love?

Can I flirt with you?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

make love if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

So... How am I doin'?

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.


I'm easy. Are you?


Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.

I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

When I look into your eyes I see the Moon and the stars.


I may not be the best looking man in here, but I'm the only one talking to you

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I will certainly make your bed rock

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?


If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.




If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.





Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"



To a ugly woman...''I never look at the mantle piece when I'm poking the fire''



My hands are cold, can I put them in your bra to warm up?

Here, have another bottle of wine.

Hey baby, wanna get lucky?

Over here, now, bitch

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.



If your left is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

I'd look good on you.



Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a model?

Excuse me but do you believe in pre-marital sex? No. Well I'm married, lets do it!



I sure like the cover of your book, can I check out the pages in between.






Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!



Wanna sit down? Here let me clear off a spot for you to sit.

Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath.




Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.


You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag

Hey lady, let me slay you with my sword of luurve.

Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths?

I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.

[mick2me 3,033]

With those Lines Hugh, I can see why you never left a club without 'the bird'!

[Caz 25]

I think some one needs to do some editing or someone visiting this site for the first time may get very upset.

[mick2me 3,033]

Thats what I have Moderators for? !rulez!

No sooner said than done

Cazza !rulez!

[mick2me 3,033]

Wheres the setting that prevents you moderating the Administrator?

[Caz 25]

Oooops

[radfordred 6,284]

Always works for me.

Can i buy you a drink or do you want the money ?

[radfordred 6,284]

Not my chat-up line but I always ask "What medications are you currently taking?"

[Guest]

Mine was" do you remember Aztec bars?" worked- still together 24 years later!

[colly0410 1,181]

Mine was "do I get a kiss then?" Must have worked coz I'm still with her 30 years later, shouts a lot though, but they all do..

[benjamin1945 16,139]

Colly, are you saying....................'it started with a kiss'................shades o f poor old Errol,

[catfan 14,793]

Seriously, the first thing I ever said to Mrs Catfan was, "Mines a pint" !

It worked

[benjamin1945 16,139]

We did'nt all have the advantages of the 'Charm school' you went to Mick.

[catfan 14,793]

Player Secondary School for Young Gentlemen !

[radfordred 6,284]

Never fails ..... was your Dad a mechanic? Because every time I look at you, my nuts tighten.