benjamin1945 16,139 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 IF you have a sense of humour you will always find...............something to amuse you when the world has proved unkind. Patience Strong. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Bet you found that snippet in a christmas cracker Paul ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 It's always in the last place you looked. Of course it is even if you found it in the first place, if you went on looking you would be daft. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,427 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Problem is I can never remember where I purrit in fost place! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 When the world has proved unkind get angry . No patience Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,139 Posted December 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Patience is a virtue,possess it if you can...............its seldom found in a woman............and never in a man. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,139 Posted December 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Stop and lend a friendly hand To heal the hurt and ease the strain, Be the good Samaritan. You will not pass this way again. P.Strong. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I remember reading the quotes of Patience Strong in the 50's in either mums woman's mags, or dads Daily Express. I thought then that she was a patronising do gooder !!!! I still do, as I've got no patience ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Whilst searching (unsuccessfully) for something you have misplaced, you always find something you did not know you had lost? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 If all else fails, read the instructions. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 "RTFM"? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 If all else fails, then let madam do it. If it all goes t1ts up, then it's her fault. !!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 10,457 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Struggling with your computer? The answer is usually a Picnic. Problem In Chair, Not In Computer. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,139 Posted December 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I remember reading the quotes of Patience Strong in the 50's in either mums woman's mags, or dads Daily Express. I thought then that she was a patronising do gooder !!!! I still do, as I've got no patience ! BR I BOUGHT her book in Exeter cathedral a few years ago and i love most (not all) of her quotes i love reading things like that,just makes you think a bit from the norm.I like quotes in general,got a book of Latin ones,might start using that.lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I like WC Fields types of quotes. A little cynical and different. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 That's me done for then Michael. Only joking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Never look down on where you are from,but always look up to where you can go 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I made that up benjemin ,your like is well received,how about dont look down on someone smaller than yourself,but always look upto someone taller Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MelissaJKelly 2,120 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Don't look down on anyone unless you're helping them up! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,139 Posted December 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I'M average height and weight,in fact same as George Clooney. don't look down on shorter people or up to taller ones,i love nice people and detest assholes,i'm nice to everyone and get nasty with folk who don't afford me the same respect,i like taking the mick and more importantly like folk doing it back,to laugh at yourself is in my opinion a great virtue,.............just my thoughts. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Never saw somebody tallers face then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,139 Posted December 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Don't get metaphorical with me young Andy.........lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Some peoples assholes are others nice people,and some peoples nice People are others peoples assholes,don.t get nasty mr clooney Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Benjemin you know im lost when you use big words. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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