Cliff Ton 10,457 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Combine this with the New Year Resolution thread. I must not get involved with any strange foreign women - unless they first provide me with their bank details as proof of their sincerity. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I got involved with a (half) foreign woman 45 years ago and it's the best thing I ever did. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie 39 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Which half was foreign? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,427 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I married an American woman, now I'm 'alf a Yank! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I married a Black Country Lad. Now I am Half Yam Yam and half Miduck. Not sure if i'm a..... Yammi or a Yamduck 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blondie 1,392 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I married a butcher, but I am not butch.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,090 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I guess your future was at steak. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I married an angel so that makes me angelic. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 I married a dragon ,her kissing was red hot 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blondie 1,392 Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I guess your future was at steak. When we had our daughter, my dad used to call her Mistake (Miss Steak) - the butcher's daughter..............I did always get a lot of meat too......ah hum !!!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blondie 1,392 Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I guess your future was at steak You can say that again............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blondie 1,392 Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 I married a dragon ,her kissing was red hot Lucky Duck............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 re #28. The best half. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ivor Thirst 120 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbra Streisand 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Sounds like my wife !!!!!! LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,871 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbra Streisand When a bride is in church she walks down the aisle, gets to the alter and sings a hymn. After that she thinks aisle alter hymn. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ivor Thirst 120 Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 A good marriage is one between a blind wife and a deaf husband -anon When a bride is in church she walks down the aisle, gets to the alter and sings a hymn. After that she thinks aisle alter hymn. A good marriage is between a blind wife and a deaf husband. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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