... 1,411 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Nows your chance to let the world know of your invention that had you not put it on here ,it would have made you a millionaire instead of me after I have stole it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swe62 334 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 tramwork vapourizer 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ivor Thirst 120 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Perpetual Shippo replenisher 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Mps expenses bank,run by the great train robbers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swe62 334 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 but not the Greenalls muck 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 #3 call it a laxative you will make a fortune. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ivor Thirst 120 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 but not the Greenalls muck Perpetual Shippo replenisher Agreed! Ivor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 I wasn't going to disclose my idea but I know that I can trust you all to keep it to youselves. When you have a really bad cold and your nose is always running you use lots of hankies and boxes of tissues. My idea would be to fit a toilet roll holder to the top of your head and pull down the roll as and when required. Good idea, isn't it. Below is my friend who is demonstrating my invention. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 I'll have one michael could you incorperate tissue dispeser,I think it looks stupid but I will put it on sues head and just help myself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBI 2,351 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 #3 call it a laxative you will make a fortune. I thought Shippoes was the result of laxative LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swe62 334 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 the Shippo,s and Nottingham Legend from the Star at Beeston is spot on with no nasty after effects Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 #8 michael could you turn that into a newspaper dispenser ,keep me hands free on me paper round. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBI 2,351 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 #11 Yes, I've heard good things about the 'new' Shipstones. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeverilPeril 3,268 Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 My invention is unbelievable. I invented a natural looking bald headed wig and no one has spotted it for over 20 years! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 I'm thinking in the chip shop you have salt & vinegar on the counter, why not have the salt mixed with the vinegar? Only one action needed! Could call it saltyvinegar. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,181 Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Invention to keep your socks up without using elastic: Sew a piece of string into the top of your socks, take string up your trousers through waistband into shirt, though hole in shoulder of shirt, attach to helium gas balloon floating just above your head. Repeat for other sock.. Well you did say practical or daft inventions, this one daft enough? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 No very practical,but I would nt go to a party . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 A sling that fires unharmful balls to scare moggies,called a cat a pelt.but dont tell cat fan. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,118 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 #16 colly' sounds a bit illegal to me..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie 39 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 #8 I take a dozen with a possible further order to follow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Michael you are on your to becoming a nostalgian backed millionaire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeverilPeril 3,268 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 If you look at my avatar you will see one of my inventions. It's a rowing tricycle, complete with optics drinks dispenser, brolly and a crate for carrying beer. It was made from a Raleigh folding bike, various scraps and a fireside chair. Causes a few smiles when I row it on the local cycle track 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Could call it saltyvinegar. Reminds me of Mr Wans Chinky Chippy on Hartley Road. "Salvingeron, Salvingeron?" 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiffy49 590 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Every morning I flick through the on screen TV box to see if there is anything worth recording on that day to watch another time. There is also an option to go back to things you may have missed or want to watch again. My invention would be a similar hand held device to allow you to go back and actually "see again" something you enjoyed. This would appear to the user as "virtual reality" rather than on the screen (DVD & Video already do that). This could be useful for instance if you wanted to see absent friends or go on a favourite holiday again. The only thing I would want to build into it (to prevent misuse) would be that you could only view things as an outsider, rather than go back and changes events. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rikki72 17 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 How about a brussels sprout that tastes nice? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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