colly0410

Black holes & quantum physics.

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Did you learn all this from that girl you were dancing with, Colly?  Was her surname Einstein?

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Her name was Paula, she lived in Top Valley & worked at the Royal Hunt pub. It didn't end well as a couple of weeks later she was supposed to be working so I went to the Welfare on my own, I coped of with Tracy from Bulwell Hall, Paula's boss told her she could go as not busy,  she came to Welfare & caught me with Tracy, there was shouting & fuss & I was dumped in the middle of the dance floor & that was that, lol...

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Oooooh! painful.

 

You should have talked to our Ben first.  He could have told you how to avoid the embarrassment.   :biggrin:

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My love life back than was up & down like a prostitutes knickers, lol, I'd usually blow it by doing or saying sumat stupid. My mate said his girlfriends mate fancied me, I knew she was hot so went for it = it was the wrong mate, it was the munter who fancied me. I went out with her for a bit to sort of save face, she worked at a biscuit barrel factory in Kirkby & would give a me a biscuit barrel she'd nicked every time I saw her, Mam had more biscuit barrels than she knew what to do with, lol. She said she wanted to get pregnant so I legged it...

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You should get together with Ben and write a book, Colly. Don't think we'd learn much about quantum physics but it would certainly be a [biscuit] barrel of laughs!

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I've still got a couple of biscuit barrels she gave me, we keep things like pens, those glasses repair kits, watch batteries & other useless gubbins in them...

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I have to ask this, Colly, because I'm nosey. Were the barrels originally full of biscuits or were they empty?

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Been thinking. What if lights don't give out light but suck in dark so leaving light behind = they'd be 'dark suckers.'  When the bulb is full of dark it goes 'phut' & you throw it in the bin with all the dark inside it, you then put a new empty bulb in to start sucking in dark again. You can buy  mini weighing scale gubbins for your lampholder with an alarm built in = it weighs the bulb plus the dark & can tell you when it's going to conk out with the extra weight of the darkness it's absorbed, however they're not very accurate & can give a false alarm.  Of course the biggest dark sucker is the sun & that's been sucking away dark for billions of years, & when it gets mega full of dark it'll implode & suck in mega amounts darkness in seconds & be a supernova & the night sky will light up with mega amounts of negative darkness.... I'm so glad I've worked this out...

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Colly you astound me with your knowledge, I try hard to understand all of this but I have to admit I haven't a clue. On the bright side I can now boast that I know of a super intelligent man from Mucky Uckna.

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42 minutes ago, colly0410 said:

They were empty Jill, shame as I like chocolate chip cookies.. 

What a cheapskate, Colly! You're well rid of her!

 

I love your thoughts on quantum theory. You're a divergent thinker and they'd have loved you at The Manning! What they never seemed to realise was that there is so much interesting stuff to cogitate as opposed to the drivel they were attempting to instil into us!

 

Keep cogitating, my friend!

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20 minutes ago, trogg said:

Colly you astound me with your knowledge, I try hard to understand all of this...

Trogg, just think of the sum of all human knowledge as being contained within an empty biscuit barrel...then marvel at what there is to discover outside its confines!  Failing that, ask Ben! :rolleyes:

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If you buy a dark sucker & lampholder weighing scale from B&M at the same time you get a 20% discount, you can't get fairer than that can you?

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A dark sucker sounds like something you'd buy from the ice cream man when I was younger.

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When I worked on Mr Softee in 1968, I was often asked what was the biggest sucker I'd got. I replied, 'me' for doing this bleddy job.

I was once asked outside the Deerstalker if I'd got a King Dick (A fancy ice cream based sucker covered in chocolate and nuts, made by Walls) I sheepishly replied that I'd only got Mivvi's left ! 

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