Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Haven't seen a sign of one in over two years, now I'm doing a spot of grading along my drive way I noticed a pile of "scat" on the side. Scat is the name they give to cat crap. This "scat" is way to big for dogs poop, and it's furry...Mountain Lion! Now I have to carry a gun while working, annoying to say the least, but better than ending up as it's next meal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,118 Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 They godda eat 'Buddy' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 It may come as a surprise to you, Ayupmeducks, but I haven't either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted September 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Everyone should have a mountain lion in their backyards.. That's what the deer are for Ben, lion chow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 #1 Don't worry Ayupmeducks mountain lions only eat fresh meat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 #3 Is that mountains or lions Michael ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted September 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Well I should be safe then BW, I'd be a tad on the tough side by now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,424 Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Hope you are quick on the draw mate! Need eyes in the back of your 'ead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I'm pretty safe while the tractor engines running, it should keep it away, but as you say Dave, them things sneak up behind a person. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 Having no more of this shit ........ Roooaaarrr! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 Motto DON'T piss with lions.................................... Well not unless you have a big gun in your holster..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,424 Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 No time for such acts. Sooner or later there will be trouble. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,267 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 It always cheers me up when I read that a lion has eaten a human! We need many more big cats...so they can eat more humans! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jill Sparrow said: It always cheers me up when I read that a lion has eaten a human! We need many more big cats...so they can eat more humans! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted February 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 Mountain lions, real name Cougars. look nothing like African Lions, smaller and the male has no mane, lighter colour too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waddo 921 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 Every house should have one, it might stop a few burglarys, and people would feel a lot safer at home. Might even get back to the days of leaving your door unlocked.!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roger peatman 337 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 I've got one ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,424 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 The old burglar would just take in a chunk of meat to keep the cat busy while he pinched the Telly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,594 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 Roger peatman ??? I need more details.. Chulla, love the Lion and Albert poem. I remember it was a party piece of one of our friends, sadly now deceased. He used to recite it just like Stanley Holloway! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waddo 921 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, roger peatman said: I've got one ! And I bet you've not been robbed!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,089 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 Strangely enough I know that monologue verbatim - God knows how or why! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waddo 921 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, loppylugs said: The old burglar would just take in a chunk of meat to keep the cat busy while he pinched the Telly. I don't think I would like to try, I reckon it would be better to move on to easier pickings!!. Not speaking from experience by the way. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,594 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 41 minutes ago, philmayfield said: Strangely enough I know that monologue verbatim - God knows how or why! (I'm sure God DOES know how and why, Phil!!). Do you recite it in the correct accent, though? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,089 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 I can do any accent you choose. Stanley Holloway wasn’t a Lancastrian he was a Londoner so he was just putting it on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waddo 921 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 1 hour ago, philmayfield said: I can do any accent you choose. Stanley Holloway wasn’t a Lancastrian he was a Londoner so he was just putting it on. Can't wait till the next meet up that I can attend, would love to hear you do a Glaswegian brummie accent. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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