davep5491 360 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Paranoid panto...he's always behind you!! Local amnesia Xmas dance...forgot to turn up. Schizophrenia man at Xmas is a nice guys. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davep5491 360 Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Good thread this Dave. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hippo girl 1,995 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 What would ya make of come all ye faithful !!!!LOL Now that would make a good catholic thread ??? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Feminist.. Miss Holly and Miss Ivy Decimal nut.. Ten days of Christmas Paranoid nut..Silent Night!!..Silent Night!! Low sex drive?..no worries Santa only cums once a year!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,106 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 I'm not so sure, the reindeer always seem to be smiling! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Violent tendencies.. Deck the Halls!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hippo girl 1,995 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Ding BONG.......merrily on HIGH ..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Gender one..as shepherds wash there frocks.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Substance abuser..Let it snow. Miserable festiver..Frosty the Snowman. Racist fool..White Christmas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davep5491 360 Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 OCD --- I Saw Three Ships and they weren't in line 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davep5491 360 Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From From My House in My Slippers and Robe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,825 Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Confused....... I'm dreaming of a tight mistress. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Agoraphobia man...only once in royal Davids city. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Blind chess player...we three kings Dyslexic car mechanic...hark the Triumph Herald angels sing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Dwarf...Little Drummer Boy. Eunuch.. Little Donkey!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davep5491 360 Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Confused --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Street and Town and Cars and Buses and Trees Agoraphobia --- While Shepherds Watched I Couldn't See Because I Wouldn't Leave My House Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 For one lacking feeling - 'Good King One Sense Less' For one whom Carl Jung analysis failed - 'Oh Come All Ye Freudian'. One struck dumb finding everyone awake in the House of Lords - 'Silent Knight'. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,180 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Pessimistic bloke - "I saw three ships come sailing in, they had a crash, & then they sank!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davep5491 360 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Taking a chance now, barrel scraping. Nymphomaniac -- Dick and Balls Will Do for Holly PMT -- Hisnuts roasting on an Open Fire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mercurydancer 1,104 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Sadist - Chipmunks roasting on an open fire. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,825 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Tarzan the camponologist--------- jungle bells 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BilboroughShirley 1,119 Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 God rest ye gerry mentlemen! Heard it wrong or cannot spell? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davep5491 360 Posted December 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Narcolepsy -- God Rest Ye Merry Gentlzzzzzzzzzzzz Sex Addict -- On the First Day of Christmas, My New Love Gave to me, an Untreatable STD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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