Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 You mean she picked up a drunk 8 months previously ? hellothere 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Could be preggers................. And they say the New Year's Honours list should be abolished. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 The lady could be a really good, decent mother and person. Your posts would assume that you're a bit of eye candy, Bubblewrap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 I was assuming nothing at all but poking fun at the lady's dress sense or lack of it. And the fact she was wearing a "Track Suit" and didn't look exactly fit. There are many people who dress well who I would not trust to guard my garden shed 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 I am sorry but I try not to judge a book by its cover, I have to say though it is getting harder these days. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ValuerJim 277 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Trackies have their place for people of all shapes and sizes, and they save time getting dressed to pop down to the Co-op. But how about crop tops and leggings for the volumetrically challenged? The things you see when you haven't got your camera. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 You mean like this ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ValuerJim 277 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Exactly Bubbly. Imagine sitting next to the girl on the right on a Ryanair flight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ValuerJim 277 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Which direction is she(?) travelling? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 #34 Not too bad if you get an aisle seat ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ValuerJim 277 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 There must be a limit to the size of arse which can be accommodated on a flight, in the same way that hand baggage is restricted to a specific size and weight. Do airlines have arse gauges, similar to those which check hand luggage eligibility? If not, why not? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,507 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 I totally agree ValueJim, when waiting to board a flight, if I see an extra large person I pray I'm not sitting next to them! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Extra large!!! I don't want to even be near large! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 That woman would not be allowed to fly on any airline. The plane would never get off the ground ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
parmitage 127 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 I have VERY happy memoires of the 2010 New Years Honours list Best wishes Peter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 #40 Wrong I think she? is a little too "W----I----D----E. to get through the entrance to the plane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BeestonMick 263 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 . . . for the volumetrically challenged . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banjo48 928 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 True story, my BIL was booked on a flight to Australia, his wife was in the window seat he was in the center seat, when the person arrived who was booked in the aisle seat, she was so big she also expanded into his seat ! He called the stewardess and suggested they be re seated as the lady in question was using half his seat, or he wanted 50% of his money refunded, he was moved into 1st class free with his wife. How embarrassing but true. On an 18 hour flight it's bad enough but to be crowded in like that would have been a nightmare. Don't know what I would have done, I am normally the unruly child or moron magnet on long haul flights, I always book the aisle seat just in case. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BeestonMick 263 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 I'm just looking at booking a flight to Canada as we speak. I've already decided I'm going business class for an extra £400. I can't put up with my knees under my chin for ten hours or some volumetrically challenged person using up my air. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,157 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Could be preggers.................​s she could wear a nice 'Smock' then,................you don't see em now do you, Sorry about size of me 'font'.....lol. ​said the Headmistress to the Gardener) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeverilPeril 3,281 Posted January 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 I am wearing a track suit at the moment while taking a break during a long rowing session. The worst tracksuit wearers, in my opinion are not the young chav's, but the middle aged, unfit, lazy scruffs. They have had time to sort out their self esteem issues, so no excuses. Just lazy, lazy, lazy! Pees me off. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJ360 6,728 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 I wear trackies and trainers when I do my 30 min 'power walks' on the streets. I also wear them for visits to the local swimming baths. (Where incidentally I wear Speedo's for swimming. I really don't need the drag of stupid 'long shorts.' I'm swimming.. not trawling) I occasionally wear them for driving long distances. Comfortable etc. I definitely do not wear them for going 'out', visiting the pub, shopping, or social gatherings. I have my studded leather jacket and frayed flares for that... Col 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BeestonMick 263 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Please, please, please, do not mention Speedo's again, I've got all sorts of visions in my head now. Budgie smugglers, my god no!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJ360 6,728 Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Speedo's Speedo's Speedo's Speedo's. I genuinely do not understand the current attitude on this. From the 1950s until quite recently speedos or something similar were perfectly normal swim/ beachwear for men. Still are in most parts of the world. What changed? I demand an explanation!!! Would all the men on here be so keen to see the young ladies all returning to 1920s style beach/swimwear? Col 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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