FLY2 10,108 Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Women, Gippo's and pirates ! That should be it. Anybody else having it done is TOTALLY unnecessary and unacceptable! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woody 552 Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 I don't know what they think they look like with these tattoos. It makes them look like they could do with a good wash when the whole arm is done. When you look at some of the footballers you could be forgiven for thinking that they think more of their stupid hair styles and tattoos than getting on with earning the ridiculously high wages they get. I can't see Brian Clough having his men looking like this when he was in full flow. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 I'd been listening to a woman being interviewed on the radio while on the way home from work, she was quite gobbie & crude, apparently she's going in the Celebrity Big Brother house tonight/tomorrow, I had never heard of her, so I Google her when I got home. I dread to think what this pretty young girl Jemma Lucy will look like when she's aged a few years, put on a few pounds. Her tattooed bat wings flapping in the breeze Arrrrrh! Sight for sore eyes, I can't understand why girls mutilate themselves like this with even the daintiest of inkings. Horrid. Broken Britain. Please stop no more. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,158 Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 Ive told the wife to get some clothes on when putting the bins out............. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 on a flight to The Gambia last year I saw a football fan with a shaved head, an England shirt, shorts and a huge George Cross tattoo across his neck and face. What a f*cking mess he looked. Made me feel ashamed to be seen near him. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 I agree, but I'd rather have him on my side, than be against him. I read recently a book on the history of the SAS. Everyone was a misfit, a non conformer, thugs, drinkers, the sweepings up of the prisons and the public school. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 I wonder if dolphins have fat birds tattooed on them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
woody 552 Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 The dolphins have got more intelligence. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,507 Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 I heard on Radio 2 yesterday, think it was Jeremy Vine show, that if you have a tattoo and need an MRI scan you risk a serious burn to the area that’s tattooed. As it’s mostly young people who have tattoos this fact is probably not common knowledge because it’s mainly us oldies who need the MRI scanning. Makes you think though eh? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 Well I'm going out of this world as I came into it. No tats, no piercings, no hair, no teeth, no money ! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Looking up tattoos on the NHS/MRI site it's not generally a problem. Some tattoos may contain metal pigments so you have to yell if you experience a pain apparently. If you're a connoisseur of tattoos, especially on grossly obese ladies, then I can recommend a trip to Morrisons at Netherfield. One of the few pleasures there are in life at my age! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,143 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Photographs please Phil !!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 This is not an internet porn site Barrie! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,143 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Show ya mine if ya show me yourn ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 I trust you did yours yourself and that they are painted on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,143 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Did one meself, (left arm) right arm, went to a tattooist on Alfred St central. Must have bin abaht 17. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Would you have one now and where would it be? I don’t mean on Alfred St! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,872 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Tattooist must have been Butch. (Name not nature) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 My youngest daughter once ran her own business in laser tattoo removal. She was never short of customers as they realised the stupidity of their actions. It also amazes me how the majority of tattooed women are on benefits. They must keep winning on all the scratch cards they buy ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nonnaB 4,895 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Tattoos first food second? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Apparently, if you are in prison, you can get your tattoos removed for free. I suppose it’s to help give you a fresh start when you’re released. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Many people probably had their first tattoos done in prison anyway. You can always tell the amateurish exhibits ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,158 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 I was 19 and Managing a Supermarket in Coalville and lodging at Big Maude's,,,was drinking in a place called ''The West End club'' had a few and decided to go with some locals to a Tattooist who worked from a Caravan' ,,by the time it was my turn i'd sobered up and legged it,,,,i'm really glad i did was gonna have ''I Love Brenda'' Tattood on one arm and ''I love Jill'' on the other.........don't know what my Fiance Trina from Carlton would have said,,..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,130 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Reminds me of the bloke who had WENDY tattooed on his anatomy. On certain occasions it would read 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY'. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,305 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 1 hour ago, benjamin1945 said: i'm really glad i did was gonna have ''I Love Brenda'' Tattood on one arm and ''I love Jill'' on the other........ We missed out there, nonna! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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