poohbear 1,360 Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Aldi checkout an hour ago... "Could I use your loo please? "Sorry no...Health & Safety!" "But I've always been able to use it when caught short...there are no public loos anywhere near!" "The police have told us it's out of bounds because we store the fireworks in there!""I promise I won't piss on your fireworks!!" I've heard the lot now.....: 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,305 Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 They don't want any damp squibs! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBI 2,351 Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Or any more fountains... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 No Golden Rain either ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBI 2,351 Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Sometimes accompanied by an airbomb... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 Golden Showers??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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