Beekay 5,094 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Of course!! What would you expect with a name like King? It's stamped, "Anne woz ere"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,089 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 You are now officially a member of the Royal family. The vacancy has been filled! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,094 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Thank you sire. You are all heart and sympathy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,089 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 I wanted to join but couldn't face the induction ceremony! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,094 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 I'd be more than happy to conduct the ceremony. I have a length of hosepipe and a spare enema. I'm sure there are some on here who would assist. Still got a spare Moviprep for clearance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,089 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Thanks. I’ll check my diary. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,094 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Phil, people will start to say, we're just arseing around. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,118 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Trip into my local town centre this morning.......Doc appointment,,,Chemist,,,bit of food shopping (wife away again)........not only is the weather depressing but nearly all of the people were also...mostly blokes of my age,,,,all speaking in strange tongue with miserable attitude,,,, Exceptions were the Doctor(great bloke) agreed with all i said (lol)......and as i walked past the Cricket statues of Larwood and Voce told a chap to get down to ''Third man''............who replied '''rate O,,Skipper'''......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Cycling along in the dark this morning nwondering what to cook for the evening meal when a van overtook me and WHAM! Hit and killed a big hare! Menu sorted!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,094 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 You are blessed Compo. Somebody is watching out for you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,094 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 All round to Compo folks !!! It's jugged hare on the menu. All you need is to cycle past a tractor pulling spuds, then you can have chips as well. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeverilPeril 3,268 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Of all the game that I've dressed the hare is the only one that I wear a peg for. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,594 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 @PeverilPeril Just a silly little question... do the male and the female of the species (I'm thinking of a hare) smell the same when you're preparing them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,094 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 No Margie, female hares wear Lily of the valley, whilst males wear Brute. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeverilPeril 3,268 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 5 hours ago, MargieH said: @PeverilPeril Just a silly little question... do the male and the female of the species (I'm thinking of a hare) smell the same when you're preparing them? Margie - I could not tell the difference - both a bit 'gaggy' I carved a special peg to fit my nose! The fat and flesh varied quite a bit. Not had a hare for a while. A brace of Pheasant a fortnight ago were in prime condition and not shot up too badly. Trout most weeks. I welcome any game that comes along. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,094 Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 How do you feel about roadkill PP? A nice flat fox or hedgehog must be Devine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oztalgian 3,217 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 10 hours ago, Beekay said: How do you feel about roadkill The Prairie Hotel at t Parachilna in the Southern Flinders Ranges is world famous for its' Feral Mixed Grill FMG This is an extract from their menu MAINS ‘F.M.G’ | the feral mixed grill $38.5 kangaroo fillet | emu mignon | camel sausage | roast smashed potato red wine native pepper leaf jus Spencer Gulf King George whiting 1 piece $26 / 2 piece $35 beer battered tartare | chips | salad grilled lemon | steamed greens Chargrilled 300g porterhouse steak $42 skordalia |kale |red wine pepperleaf jus anise myrtle Red curry of goat $35 steamed jasmine rice| fried shallots | coriander | water chestnuts Orroroo kangaroo schnitzel $28.5 bush tomato chilli jam | chips | salad Chargrilled kangaroo fillet $38 sweet potato puree | saltbush gnocchi | warrigal greens red wine chilli quandong jus 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,094 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Read your menu Oz.,ordered me boat already, just gorra get a new pair of oars. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 10,435 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 I'll try one when Wetherspoons start serving them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 I love the sound of Feral Mixed Grill! Yummy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,326 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 So, had the hare stew in a thick red wine sauce last night and there's still some left for my dinner today. Luckily, I am on my own here when it comes to eating road kill! 'Er indoors simply won't touch it, so there's more for me. The loin I had as a pan fried starter. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,377 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Been a funny sort of day here... Went to docs complaining my 'beer belly' is getting to be a bit of a bother, especially for a non drinker. Up on the couch open shirt, he takes one look and said OK get up. It's not a beer belly it's a hernia. What are we going to do about it? Nothing! Go on Amazon he said and buy a support you're too old for a repair... quite knocked me duck off it has. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trogg 2,002 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Brew I gave you a like only because I know how you feel, the GP telling you that you are to old. The best thing to do is remember the problem and get on and enjoy your life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,089 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Have you thought of private medicine Brew? A hernia repair is not that expensive. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,267 Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 That's rubbish, Brew! A friend of mine is currently in the process of having a bilateral hernia repaired. As it's a very large hernia, the surgeon would not repair using keyhole techniques as he considered it too dangerous. It means two separate ops of the open and conventional type but, so far, all has gone well, via daycase surgery. My friend's GP also told him there was no need to do anything but he insisted on being referred to the hospital where the surgeon was not amused by the GP's attitude due to the risk of strangulation. The surgeon, who has an excellent reputation for 35 years of hernia repair without ever having a patient return for a second op, states that ALL hernias should be repaired. Ignore your GP and insist on a hospital referral. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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