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39 minutes ago, plantfit said:

Sorry mi duck,just trying to be a pain in the arse  helpful

 

Rog

Right first time !!:Friends:

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We should consider a double act ??

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Absolutely glorious Mediterranean weather in sunny Hants / Dorset today. Took Mrs Fly and her sis to a retail park in Bournemouth, and left them too it. Had a quiet relaxing walk in the sun, and I'm now glowing !  :tanning:

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So you don't need a candle if the electricity goes off!

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Crikey no nonna. Didn't you know that I light up the world ! smile2 

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He's the light of my life Nonna !

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4 minutes ago, FLY2 said:

Crikey no nonna. Didn't you know that I light up the world ! smile2 

 

Where were you when we needed you the other day?

 

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Aye up ! We'll have none of that kind of talk on here ! 

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Ah, I can explain that nonna. I was under the weather. noblue

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Probably on Bournemouth market flogging miners headlamps !

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Just finished packing for the club fishing trip to Ireland. Glad the weather is looking better :biggrin: Hoping to get some video footage of my new fly fishing technique and rod. Will spend most of my Euro's on Guinness and fritter the rest away :rolleyes:

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2 minutes ago, PeverilPeril said:

Will spend most of my Euro's on Guinness and fritter the rest away :rolleyes:

Good man so you are...thumbsup

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Our 9 year old granddaughter cycled round to our house with her dad this afternoon.  She's been doing the Cycling Proficiency Training with the school this week and told us they had been told to check for A B C and D before they set off on any journey.  You probably can work out what A B and C are, but wonder if you can guess what D is..... (she couldn't stop giggling when she told us!)

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Bringing all the power of my three brain cells to bear (one dead, one dying and one looking decidedly peaky), I came up with.................  nada, zilch, zip... do tell..

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Air, Brakes, Chain and D..........  

Clue:  it was raining and she was wearing an anorak- type coat with various cords threaded through....

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Would it be Dress Margie ?

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Dangling....................... thumbsup As in nothing dangling to catch in the wheel?

 

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I know, it's a Dinger on the handlebar !

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dangling bits

 

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Yes,  the D is for 'dangly bits.'   I think the children will all remember the A B C D  now.   I think it's a good idea as I know I've caught a full skirt on the back wheel several times over the years.   Apparently all the children found it very funny, but then they are only 9 or 10 years old...... and haven't got over the stage of 'toilet humour'.    (I know.... some never do!)

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You wouldn't want to get your dangly bits stuck in owt,especially if you are a lad,the dangly bits when you ride a recumbent trike are only four inches above the road surface

 

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I seem to remember many years ago in the Triassic age they used to sell ladies cycles with a sort of plastic shield over the front half of the rear mudguard. When you looked at it from the side it looked like a quarter of a pie chart. Blokes could get a bike with a complete chain cover to protect their socks, when trousers were tucked in, when you had no cycle clips. Can you still get them ?

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