philmayfield 3,444 Report post Posted May 10 It's Direction not Erection! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 5,890 Report post Posted May 10 Air, Brakes, Chain and D.......... Clue: it was raining and she was wearing an anorak- type coat with various cords threaded through.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 1,517 Report post Posted May 10 Would it be Dress Margie ? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 3,002 Report post Posted May 10 Dangling....................... As in nothing dangling to catch in the wheel? 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 1,517 Report post Posted May 10 I know, it's a Dinger on the handlebar ! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IAN123. 9,288 Report post Posted May 11 Still trotting!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 6,646 Report post Posted May 11 dangling bits Rog 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 5,890 Report post Posted May 11 Yes, the D is for 'dangly bits.' I think the children will all remember the A B C D now. I think it's a good idea as I know I've caught a full skirt on the back wheel several times over the years. Apparently all the children found it very funny, but then they are only 9 or 10 years old...... and haven't got over the stage of 'toilet humour'. (I know.... some never do!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 6,646 Report post Posted May 11 You wouldn't want to get your dangly bits stuck in owt,especially if you are a lad,the dangly bits when you ride a recumbent trike are only four inches above the road surface Rog Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 1,517 Report post Posted May 11 I seem to remember many years ago in the Triassic age they used to sell ladies cycles with a sort of plastic shield over the front half of the rear mudguard. When you looked at it from the side it looked like a quarter of a pie chart. Blokes could get a bike with a complete chain cover to protect their socks, when trousers were tucked in, when you had no cycle clips. Can you still get them ? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 6,646 Report post Posted May 11 The early ladies cycles had strings threaded around the rear mudguard down to a bracket near the wheel hub to stop the long skirts being pulled into the rear wheel, you can still get the clear plastic skirt protectors to fit rear muguards, Rog Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 1,517 Report post Posted May 11 Must admit, I never got my skirt caught in the rear wheel. Used to get oil scuffs on me socks though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 6,646 Report post Posted May 11 You've never lived then BK, nowt better than riding your bike whilst wearing a skirt,lovely cooling effect Rog 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 3,444 Report post Posted May 11 1 hour ago, plantfit said: You wouldn't want to get your dangly bits stuck in owt,especially if you are a lad,the dangly bits when you ride a recumbent trike are only four inches above the road surface Rog Bragging Rog? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 3,002 Report post Posted May 11 26 minutes ago, plantfit said: You've never lived then BK, nowt better than riding your bike whilst wearing a skirt,lovely cooling effect Rog It would quite a sight on a recumbent... 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 6,646 Report post Posted May 11 As my Scottish mate always says " it's a bit draughty around the Trossocks Rog Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 3,444 Report post Posted May 11 A wee Scottish boy goes into a cake shop and says to the baker ‘is that a cake in the window or a meringue?’ ‘You’re right’ says the baker, ‘it’s a cake’. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 3,002 Report post Posted May 11 3 hours ago, philmayfield said: A wee Scottish boy goes into a cake shop and says to the baker ‘is that a cake in the window or a meringue?’ ‘You’re right’ says the baker, ‘it’s a cake’. Doh! took me three goes to get it.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 5,890 Report post Posted May 11 3 hours ago, philmayfield said: A wee Scottish boy goes into a cake shop and says to the baker ‘is that a cake in the window or a meringue?’ ‘You’re right’ says the baker, ‘it’s a cake’. Very clever! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 1,517 Report post Posted May 11 1 hour ago, Brew said: Doh! took me three goes to get it.. Can somebody explain it to me please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 5,890 Report post Posted May 11 BK, try saying 'a meringue' out loud in a sort-of of Scottish accent. It's a question... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 1,517 Report post Posted May 11 Shoot me now !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 3,002 Report post Posted May 11 Read it with a really broad Scottish accent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stavertongirl 1,128 Report post Posted May 11 Second leg ... SG 2 - BlackBerry Bush/Triffid 0. Overall aggregate SG 2 -Blackberry Bush/Triffid 1 Cut down to size with excellent scissor work and very thick gloves. Slight injury to jumper and jeans but will recover in a few days. Celebratory vodka or two this evening 3 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AfferGorritt 619 Report post Posted May 11 To my wine addled brain, this was amazing ... Was watching “Bosch”earlier on Amazon, based on novels by one of our favourite authors, Michael Connolly. Mentioned to the missus that another author I like, James Lee Burke, has a main character who has an adopted daughter called Alafair. Burke himself has a daughter called Alafair who is also a novelist. 10 minutes later 2 characters in Bosch, meet in a cafe. One has a book and you can see from the cover that it is by ...... Alafair Burke!! Oo-er, spooky! Wonder what the odds are? Too late to buy a lottery ticket! 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
