katyjay 5,091 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Don't remember that one. I do remember him making his own jam though, and putting it in a stoneware pot, was that a Keiller's pot? Rhubarb and ginger comes to mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 By the way, rhubarb is like gold here, saw it for $5.99 a pound in the supermarket! Crikey, no chance of rhubarb jam, or pie come to that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I can't stop the ruddy stuff from growing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Isn't Love Grand. Roses are red, violets are blue...I'm in love but not with you...When we broke up you thought I criedBut all it was...Was another guy,You told your friends that I was a trick,I told mine that you had a weak dick...I said I loved youAnd you thought it was true,But guess what baby?!You got played too!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Observations of the week Information I do seek Carnie seems to like her food Someone said how very rude Basfordred sounds half cut Catfan thinks I'm a nut Bilbraborns rhubarb plant Is the subject of a rant Michael lets us know the scores Mick2me struggles with his drawers Lazza from the meddas I knew his dad Dennis my mate he's just mad Chulla don't seem to give a Damn Him and Liz are discussing.jam Denshaw and firbeck they have been mean Ask darkanza it's around the spookie scene Oldace came on just to say A encouraging word it made my day DJbretton an expert on booze I like his input on political news. Katy and all them abroad Come on here so they don't get bored So to all on this site Have a good morning or have a good night Commo Lisa annesleyred It's good night to all I'm going to bed. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Your best yet, Andy. Great stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Basfordred wake up and say Will forest win will they find a way Elephants and cows drop a lot of shite Reminds me derby play tonight. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bazza 123 34 Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Remember remember the fifth of november gunpowder treason and plot. Do you still have bonfire night over there I remember fireworks sparklers sixpenny bangers treacle toffee and a big bonfire in the middle of Newlyn Gardens just around the corner from my house. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Apparently bonfire night lasts about a month! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 In some places, it also seems to merge into Diwale, Ramadan, New Year, and Chinese New Year - giving regular fireworks from around mid-Autumn to the following Spring ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 The area we live in is Multicultural, and even though the different celebrations with fireworks can go on for a few weeks, our neighbours are very respectful and thoughtful of each other. Most celebrations seem to have their Grand Finale between 9 and10pm. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AfferGorritt 868 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Me and the wife were talking about our upcoming visit to Mexico and possibly visiting the Mayan ruins at Tulum when inspiration struck!.... There was a young man from Tulum Who was cruelly born deaf and dumb But he mastered the arts Of controlling his farts ... Now he speaks through the hole in his bum! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 That fair brought a tear to me eye! LOL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 There was a man from peru Who found he had nothing to do So he sat on the stairs And counted his hairs And found he had 72. That one from school. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was as black as coal. It poked it's nose up Mary's dress and smelt her dirty knee caps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Bubblewrap. Don't take this the wrong way, but the last line of your poem doesn't rhyme. Hope you don't mind me telling you. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 What rhymes with coal(a**eole) it is a joke more than a rhyme, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Commo 1,292 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 A Nottstalgian by name of Catfan Was due for an MRI Scan For myocardial perfusion (But not an occlusion) And still posts with enormous elan. All the best Catfan, it's a doddle! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Party piece of my late dad's : Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was black as soot And into Mary's bread and jam His sooty foot he put. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 A bit of Christmas cheer! Hope it works. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Crikey that was a long 'un, but good. I've never seen it before. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Mary had a little lamb It leaned against a pylon. 10,000 volts shot up its bum And now its wool is nylon. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Lou the Jew did woo and shoo Sue through a Kew queue. Too few rue the hullabaloo. The ado, on cue, drew two ewe to view a new hue of blue dew on Crewe zoo tattoo of Peru igloo, to renew or review a stew or brew of new glue, and undo a pew screw you knew a canoe crew did chew, spew, and poo-poo a clue that flew askew due to Pru who slew anew a taboo jackaroo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Strew......th. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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