AfferGorritt 868 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 My 70th birthday today, and whilst having my first cup of tea of the day, the Muse struck! Warning: This is very rude, and, of course, grossly exaggerated! 70th Birthday Blues Woke up this morning Feelin’ kinda glum Achin’ shoulder, achin’ legs An overactive bum Chorus Oh get me down ma bus pass I feel like movin’ on I know I got ma wallet But where’s ma glasses gone? I stumped off to the bathroom To have myself a pee An’ I saw this ancient, wrinkled guy Glaring back at me I got a lovely pair o’ t**s But need a hearing aid My stomach’s like a melon An’ my d***’s in constant shade At least I got ma own teeth All paid for, every one But when I want to find them I gotta put my glasses on 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Happy birthday AfferGorrit ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,600 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Happy 70th Affergorrit. Don't worry, it only gets worse! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Happy Birthday AfferGorritt Enjoy Your Special Day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,507 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Happy SPECIAL Birthday Affergorrit. Hope you’re enjoying yourself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Have a great day matey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 My 70th is rapidly approaching (February next) and I am finding the floor is further down than it used to be And I almost forgot happy birthday mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,305 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Three score years and ten, Affergorrit! May you enjoy many more! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Don't worry mate. the way time goes now it will soon be your eightieth. Happy birthday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Happy birthday, have a good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma. 1,533 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Happy birthday AfferGorrit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sue B 48 1,226 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Happy Birthday AfferGorrit, hope you've had a good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AfferGorritt 868 Posted September 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Thanks for your good wishes! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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