radfordred 6,284 Posted May 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Alan Carr Graham Norton Dale Winton And any body else who 'faggots' up there voice for no apparent reason. (Don't mind them being queer, but they weren't born with those stupid efeminate voices for Christs' sake !!) John Cleese gives Alan Carr a master class in comedy and timing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsKjoBirTHg#t=592 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Half - wit assistants in cafés who fill your coffee cup to the top, then expect me to get my milk in. I used to sip the hot black coffee then put some milk in until I reached the right mixture. Nowadays I just pour it into a pot plant or something. Twerps ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted December 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Being greeted with "okay guys" usually by a spotty faced student. Anyone who whats to "high five" me. Shop assists who say can i help you Sir? "No you f@cking can't" Can't remember this happening when I was younger but blokes I've know for years now what to hug & kiss me!!! What The F@ck! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 People who say "gid" instead of "good" Did I say that before? GOOD! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 So I am sat in Wetherspoons eating my "fodder" then some teenage waiter/waitress will return to the tabel when you are half way through your meal & ask "Is everything OK sir" One day I will give a long reply gauranteed to spit my food all over them, this happens in most eating establishments. WTF The same idiots don't come along & ask me if my beer is OK, why not ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Or worse, they come and ask and the other half says "yes" Then she complains to you about it at the end of the meal? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 New avatar? Mick have you become a Santa's little helper ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 The same idiots don't come along & ask me if my beer is OK, why not ? Because they wouldn't know a decent pint of beer/ale/stout or porter if you poured it down their throats and then explained why it was so good or in the case of Carling why it tasted like beer tasted once it had been through the human body(not Mine) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Wetherspoons Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,118 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 That sodding 'upspeak' been working with 4 others who all use it,its really drove me mad,in the end i did'nt want to engage in conversation with em,plus loads of 'hey guys' 'oh my gods' 'absoluteys' yea for sures' and 'oh yea cool' oh fab' 'awsome'............sorry to go on just had a full day of it,need a stiff drink. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,497 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Natalie Jackson, EMT Sports Presenter ......... her voice annoys me so much and her dress sense is appalling. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Wetherspoons Everywhere. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 #209 I very rarely use Wetherspoons in Loughgorough why should I? when there are three or4? good real ale pubs in the town centre. I have been into other Wetherspoons when I don't know the place I'm in or I can't find no where else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,118 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 That sodding 'upspeak' been working with 4 others who all use it,its really drove me mad,in the end i did'nt want to engage in conversation with em,plus loads of 'hey guys' 'oh my gods' 'absoluteys' yea for sures' and 'oh yea cool' oh fab' 'awsome'............sorry to go on just had a full day of it,need a stiff drink. Sorry to quote mesen,but i forgot to add,........that it was almost a joy when a 'shoplifter' told me to go .... myself in lovely Anglo Saxon terms,bless him,!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 #211. Know what you mean, Lizzie. It's not very gallant of me I know, but when she wears a tight-fitting dress she looks like a bowling pin. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Pianoman 1,531 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Natalie Jackson, EMT Sports Presenter ......... her voice annoys me so much and her dress sense is appalling. I often wonder where she parks her broom! But perhaps she uses the tram. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Natalie Jackson, EMT Sports Presenter ......... her voice annoys me so much and her dress sense is appalling. She don't look too bad to me. But there again I,m a bloke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Re # 211. She's got the face of an ant eater and the ar5e of a rhino. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Re # 217. I'm a bloke Bubblewrap and believe me, she's gross. Not like the lovely Anne Davies, the EMT newsreader. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBI 2,351 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 On the topic of presenters - Bob Warman on Central news. He speaks like he's got about six plums in his mouth. On a programme the other night about the seventies, he was shown interviewing somebody and spoke normal then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Re # 211. She's got the face of an ant eater and the ar5e of a rhino. You don't have to look at the Mantelpiece while your poking the fire br ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 I do. Face, hair and legs, and not necessarily in that order. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,118 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Everybody on 'The boot room' notts tv, not a notts bloke among em,and what a load of Twoddle they spout,and none wear a Tie and some not even socks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,497 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 What?!!!! No socks? I'm even wearing socks in bed these past few nights! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Woolly ones Lizzie ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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