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I'll be off myself soon, for a week or so, dropping off the kids at the in-laws house and taking my sister to Vegas for her bachelorette party! Might head to the coast before Vegas though, haven't seen a beach in a while, I'm having withdrawals!!! Where exactly are you going 1fb? Somewhere in France I'm guessing?

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My sister insisted on Mandalay Bay, July 9-11, Sunday and Monday night=cheaper!!! thumbsup

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Have a good holiday 1FB we will still be here!

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You will no doubt all be pleased to know that :

1) I am back

2) I had a thoroughly fantastic time in sunny (at times) France

3) The first ever (blokes name that keeps getting censored) Stop smoking clinic in Nottingham took place last Saturday. There were 8 people in attendance and from the reaction and feedback i have received, all 8 were absolutely delighted with the service they received and all 8 are now happy non smokers.

Did i miss anything whilst i was gone???

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Eight! 'is that all you could muster? are you having a laugh?

You are making a large presumtion there aren't you with this statement,

all 8 were absolutely delighted with the service they received and all 8 are now happy non smokers.

There are people who enjoy a fag.

Well bully for you that must make you feel on top of the world, you forgot to mention £250s lighter and the cost of the paper back too....bearly enough profit made to send you and another to the south of france let alone the cost of hire of a hall?

By the way have you heard of Mathew Wright he has a talk show in the mornings on channel five called 'The Wright Stuff' he's been to an Hypnotist [quack] for treatment to stop smoking hasen't worked for him.....! anyroadup what mr rob t say's did you bring back your duty free allowance of fags??????

Wait for it Bip.....incoming incoming......LOL

Is it me or is it really this HOT again....

Don't forget 1fb it's against the law to abuse a minor...you are being silly now Bip, just sit down and take ya tablets but this time in the right order..

PS, will we see you at the meet? I beleive some members on here would love to meet you...I'm anybody's especially if they are giving freebees.....

PPS, and before you say I am a lego brick short of making a life sized likeness of myself in my personality matrex and p1ss pore at spelling I already know, that's what my best friend keeps saying, the one I talk to when I get a little lonely on the inward journey into Nottingham on the 36 bus, that may explain why I never get anyone sitting next to me...ummmmmmm....

It's ok coming back thou, I'm p1ssed and all the others on the bus are too...even my friend has had one to many.... vampire2 !tanning!

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Dennis, are you feeling ok? You seem to be rambling a bit!! I'm back from Vegas!! Had a lovely time, didn't spend a penny in the casinos, but made up for it in the price of drinks!! I paid $14 for one mixed drink at the Bellagio!! (about 8GBP?) Found a fantastic balcony area to have drinks and watch that famous fountain with Sarah Brightman and Andrea Boccelli singing "Time To Say Goodbye" as background music. The view behind the fountain was the Eiffel Tower, truly a memorable moment...would have been romantic had I not been with 4 women!!!

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You will no doubt all be pleased to know that :

1) I am back

2) I had a thoroughly fantastic time in sunny (at times) France

3) The first ever (blokes name that keeps getting censored) Stop smoking clinic in Nottingham took place last Saturday. There were 8 people in attendance and from the reaction and feedback i have received, all 8 were absolutely delighted with the service they received and all 8 are now happy non smokers.

Did i miss anything whilst i was gone???

Sounds absolutely toppo, how do I get on the bandwagon?

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credit where its due fatbloke, you`ve come back like you said and thats good enough for me. By the way, are you really fat and if so did you know that smoking can keep your weight down smile2

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Thanks for the welcome back (from most of you) I will treat black ice's inane babbling with the contempt it deserves. I will however point out that matthew wright went to some back street paul mackenna type so no wonder it didn't work. As i have said before the hypnosis is nothing like you see on tv, its just a relaxed state of mind.

Rob, cheers mate, although since that photo i have put on a little bit of timber, and the only way smoking keeps your weight down is by causing you to have parts of your body lopped off through arteriosclerosis!!!

Cheers

Fatbloke

p.s. you think people want to meet me black ice?? is that a threat?? I would call for the nurse to come and empty your commode, get your tartan slippers shined up and keep your fetid mush firmly buttoned if i was you.

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p.s. you think people want to meet me black ice?? is that a threat??

What have I said ? Have I tweecked a nerve?

There was I offering the hand of friendship, and bang out it all comes the pent-up frustrations of an ex smoker who really hasen't got over the craving of Nicotine yet...

Makes me wonder who is threatening who here.... keep your fetid mush firmly buttoned if i was you.

Could I just point out that this is a public forum and like all the public I'm intitled to have an opinion weither it matches yours or not that's neither here or there...so there you go mardy... girlvboy

I would have thought a holiday would have put you in a better mood but no same old 1fb........... you should think yourself luckey that you have been away, all I get is a trip to Sainsburys once a month in me bath chair pushed by some moronic care worker who thinks he/she is doing me a favour by taking me out and dumping me at the traffic lights to breath in all those toxic petrol/diesel fumes while he/she buy's he/she's fag allowence for the day...have you ever wondered why they put park bench's next to a traffic lights? I'll tell you, so as to kill of people like me...That's what I say. Anyroadup....ramblings over back to reallity..

Smokers lose their appetite

Media Release, Monday 1 November 2004

Cigarette smoking can dramatically affect appetite and weight control, and disrupts the body’s natural energy balance, a study by University of Melbourne researchers has found.

The study by researchers in the Department of Pharmacology and the CRC for Chronic Inflammatory Diseases found that mice exposed to four days of cigarette smoke displayed significant loss of appetite, fat tissue and body weight.

There's more here>>>>Click here..

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lips0 Hello Cali nice to hear from you meduck it sounds as if you really had a good time [ not like some I might had]

I'm doing fine thanks Cali but the weather is rather hot here at the moment, my home help is having trouble getting here because the tarmac outside on the road is melting funny that why don't the roads in Spain melt? or in fact anywere where it is hot.......?is it the same where you are Cali do your roads melt? :Kiss:

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Thanks for the welcome back (from most of you) I will treat black ice's inane babbling with the contempt it deserves. I will however point out that matthew wright went to some back street paul mackenna type so no wonder it didn't work. As i have said before the hypnosis is nothing like you see on tv, its just a relaxed state of mind.

Rob, cheers mate, although since that photo i have put on a little bit of timber, and the only way smoking keeps your weight down is by causing you to have parts of your body lopped off through arteriosclerosis!!!

Cheers

Fatbloke

p.s. you think people want to meet me black ice?? is that a threat?? I would call for the nurse to come and empty your commode, get your tartan slippers shined up and keep your fetid mush firmly buttoned if i was you.

Slating Paul Mackenna in this manner does nothing to further your cause, he is a highly successful tv entertainer / hypnotist, of several years standing, and I have never heard anything mentioned whereby his name has been associated with anything untoward. also by your negativity and threats towards a certain forum member it leads me to believe you are in some way troubled, either through occupational stress or other... my advise is you seek professional help and get it sorted asap, as this type of negativity is unwelcome on a forum, where discussions of a friendly nature and topics of nostalgia are order of the day.

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Here we go again, more of the same poorly spelled psychobabble from black ice.

Ok so you have found ONE article that says smoking reduces appetite and that is now gospel??? Even if it was, would you honestly advise someone who was overweight to start smoking in order to shed a few pounds????? Have you never seen a fat smoker???? Would you recommend that your kids took up smoking if they were a bit on the chunky side??

My mood is just fine, i had a fabulous holiday. My business in Nottingham has just begun, I have several testimonials form the delighted customers which makes ANYTHING negative you have to say about myself or my service completely and utterly devoid of value.

By the way, when you were working for the adorable but downtrodden and misunderstood fag company, did you not go on holiday? Or is it only people who work to help people stop killing themselves that are not aloud a break?

P.S. no you did not touch a nerve, your words sounded like a threat to me, that is the only thing i am advising you keep to yourself. Your opinions, fine, post away, you just look a fool

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SFW,

I am not slating Paul Mackenna, i am saying that HE is a TV entertainer who makes people behave like imbeciles or farmyard animals, whereas we, are in the very serious business of helping people stop smoking.

My negativity towards black ice was IN RESPONSE to his further slights against me. If you don't believe me, re check the order in which the posts occurred.

I also find your profession of love a little disconcerting, please desist unless you happen to be a well endowed, 6ft blonde girl with a soft spot for northern monkeys.

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Thank you 1fb I don't get many compliments on my spellling of the english diction mores the pity we alll coaldtn be more like you....so ritus that the sun shines out of oru ar5e 24/7.....

If you thought my words where threatening you ought to get out more is my advice and mix with the real people in the real world..meduck.....if you went in some of the pubs i go in you would be never ending in a fight situation...spelt that right Hey 1fb...

Also don't worry about me making a fooooooooool of myself that's what I do best you could call me a pro but then again I bet you have another word for me HEY!

They say that every Village has an Idiot well this forum has one too.......

The differance between me and you 1fb is that I admit it.....

Looks like another long road to travell down this could go on and on and on and on and on and on........great, the more i dig the better the repley...or deeper the hole...

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Come on you two,give it a rest. 1fatbloke is refreshed & revived from his holiday[glad you enjoyed it] now let's talk about something apart from,cigarettes,fisticuffs & how well we can all spell or not as the case may be. Don't care who said what when or how,pull your heads in & make this site somewhere nice to spend a few minutes in a long working day please. I love you both lips0 sometimes.........

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Lol nice one 1FB. I did sound a bit school marmish. You dont want me to come round & slap your legs do you?? ;)

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