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On "This Morning" today. Two 95 year old twin ladies give the secret of longevity.

No sex, lots of Guinness and raw sausage sandwiches. An example to us all.

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I failed on the first part plus I don't like Guinness, not too keen on the raw sausage idea either...     :P

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Read the first bit again....  the other two don't matter    ;)

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1 hour ago, philmayfield said:

On "This Morning" today. Two 95 year old twin ladies give the secret of longevity.

No sex, lots of Guinness and raw sausage sandwiches. An example to us all.

who wants to live to be 95, anyway?

 

The end result is still the same!  :Shock:

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My mum was 99 when she passed away but she always had a nice smile so 

BE HAPPY AND SMILE 

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3 hours ago, mary1947 said:

My mum was 99 when she passed away but she always had a nice smile so 

BE HAPPY AND SMILE 

 

As I always say,  it's bein' sa cheerful keeps me goin'  thumbsup

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5 hours ago, philmayfield said:

Was she still smiling after she had a pint of Guinness and a raw sausage cob?

she never drank Guinness but liked vodka and orange food she liked cows brains and cows udder plus lambs heart roasted 

plus she never ever smoked

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Bet the cows weren't  too pleased about that!!

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I'm sure they didn't mind, after all being brought up during the war this food was the norm.

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                                                                    there was a cow from hudddersfield
                                                                    and milk it would not yield
                                                                    the reason why it would not yield
                                                                    'cos it couldn't stand it's udders feeled

 

 sshhh xmas cracker season is on it's way!

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